When you say porn the first company that would get into almost anyone’s head would be Playboy. Hugh Hefner sure did a hell of a job putting together the hottest silicone clad ladies who are willing to put on a pout and do a spread eagle- naked in front of the cam. Of course, the boss grab the opportunity to help out in showcasing Playboy’s hottest and newest faces. The first lil cupcake that we are going to feature from Playboy is Kait Lane, a 21 year old model who dreams of starting out her own HR firm. I’m not sure how she came up with such dream, but I would give everything to get the chance to apply no matter what kind of job…

The babe 

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Sophia… the first thing that you will think when you hear that name is “Sexy and sophisticated.” But do you know that the word is Greek in nature and it means wisdom? Googled it up, of course! This name matches this next contestant’s character pretty well. She’s sophisticated, sizzling and witty.

This 25 year old British bomb is a social butterfly and finds different means of earning through her online businesses. Much that she enjoys people’s companies she also loves cherishing her time with herself by indulging in no less than Sodoku puzzles. That’s right, this girl love cocooning in a comfortable spot with her puzzles and not just puzzles; while some people practically wish that units in Math won’t be a prerequisite in college, this girl is enthusiastic with solving Math problems… Though Sophia is whiz, her inviting personality never fail to charm people towards her. If she is a puzzle that needs solving, I wouldn’t mind deciphering her with my bare hands.

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I was supposed to put this article on the douche of the day area but he doesn’t deserve being there; as what the boss argued when I said that I was featuring Gandhi on the previous episode of Babes and Douches.

Ever since I graduated college which was about 4 years ago, I never really took a long vacation. So I realized that more than anyone I know, I think I deserve a nice get away. God, my feet have been itching for some white sand. So, last week, I told the boss that I needed a vacation and much that I may lose my job for it, I have already booked the flight bound to a beach island south of the Philippines weeks before I even told him. As usual, Alex was cool with it, I dunno if I will still have my job when I get back so, I might as well enjoy the entire thing, right?

So for the moment, I have to bid farewell to the beauties who have registered on the site, you will have to wait, you won’t be going anywhere, right? I looked forward to a long week of sipping some cocktails by the beach, chicks on their skimpy bikinis or possibly nude celebrities, men in trunks that are too tight for comfort, and a hell lot of drunken nights. My flight is scheduled 10 in the morning and just like a smart traveler that I am, I came to the airport hours before the flight.

On the inspection area, a Chinese guy was being questioned by the airport police. “What’s in the canister, sir” and the Chinese dude replied. “NO OPEN, NO OPEN!!!” And of course, it caused a bit of a panic among the airport guards. In his frustration, the Chinese dude snagged the canister from the confused guard and opened it himself.. “Just a toy! Just a toy!” And he waved a black dildo frantically… Jesus, can anyone get any more stupid? Yes it did happen…

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Lightspeed is one of the most successful affiliates of Miss World XXX and their members have been witnesses as to how they become this successful in the industry. Well to tell you frankly anyone who would give me this kind of view is a champ for me… Folks, here is Vanilla Deville and Taylor Little to bring you the kind of entertainment suitable for your testosterone’s needs.

The babes…

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Our featured contestant for the day is one of the boss’ friends from the beautiful country of Italy. Now don’t get the impression that we here will be biased because as we have mentioned before, we are upholding equal opportunity to every women out there who wants to join… Anyhoots, this babe is 100% Italian but she is now residing in the US. And I’m sure you know what Italian women are popular for wink wink..

23 year old Christa is in adult business but she’s not what you thinks she is, this babe is actually a program manager for PlatinumClub.com — a site claiming to have the largest adult library on the web so probably it really is worth the peek. Christa is also a part time model so as you can see in her pics, she knows how to make love with the camera… With that said, I wish I am a camera.

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The boss forwarded to me a portion of an article that feature comments of Marc Faber about the US Economy. Who is Marc Faber? Beats me! The only thing I know is that he is presently residing in an Asian country, he knows things and he is popular enough to be quoted.

Anyway, since a lot of Americans are contemplating over the fact that most of their hard earned dollars are playing Houdini, he pointed out where the money has gone vacationing to:

He says that if Americans spend on Wal-MArt, money goes to China.
If spent on gasoline, it goes to the Arabs
If spent on computers it goes to India
If spent on fruits and vegetables it goes to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If spent on a good car, it goes to German and Japan,
If spent on useless crap it goes to Taiwan.

And the only way to get it back in here is to spend it on prostitues and beer

Of course a lot of people have these negative comments about the statement so in time, he apologized for the error. He says in fact

“American buys a US-branded computer, the money won’t go to
India . The money goes to Taiwan , South Korea , Singapore and Malaysia
which produce the components, and a small amount goes to China , which
assembles the computer. India produces lots of computer software, not
hardware.

Taiwan doesn’t make useless crap anymore. China is still doing it until it
graduates in about 10 years’ time. Taiwan & Hong Kong were at it some 30 years
ago, and Japan some 40 years ago.

Beer is no longer American since Inbev bought over Budweiser, making the
beer Belgian-Brazilian.”

The moral of this article: Buy American Made porn, at least that way, you know that its the US that is benefiting from it.

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There’s so much to love about this young chick Jordan Capri. Lightspeed girls are after all known for having spectacular taste for putting up the hottest youngsters who want to bare their beavers on the net. Jordan Capri never cease to have fresh new contents that’s why we never get tired of going back…

The babe…

The Douche…

I practically lost my job after the boss discovered that Gandhi is the douche for today’s feature. But apparently, much that a lot of us including myself revere Gandhi for all his works and teachings, there is one particular thing that got him in the list of douches. Years ago when his wife was sick, she was prescribed with Penicillin but because of belief, Gandhi refused treatment for his wife, thus she died.Years after, it was his turn to get sick of Malaria, and out of doctor’s prescription he was persuaded to take medicines. Because of his decision for his wife, you might think that he refused medicine for himself but NO.. he gulped down every morsel of medicine that was given to him so he lived. Personally, that’s being a douche for me. Thanks SXE Phil for telling us the story, but I tell you, honestly this really didn’t lessen my respect for the old man. He is after all, just a… man.

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I hate this girl. She is mocking everyone of us -man, woman and even the gay people… Why? Cause she is just perfect – she has this long jet black hair with playful red strip, sensual mouth, hot ass, perfect body, she is young, ambitious, talented and I CAN’T HAVE HER. I hate her so much. For those people who are with me, you might want to know who she is — her name is Karla, another representative from the land of hot women, Venezuela.

Karla is an 18 year old chick who is studying Tourism. She loves taking pictures of almost anything around her. She always have a blast hanging out with her friends and doing things with them. God knows what kind of things she is doing with her friends but definitely that’s something I would love to find out.

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When I think of the words fabulous, or goddess, or sex symbol, only one name crosses my mind: Angelina Jolie. Like Manilyn Monroe, Angelina exudes a sensuality that isn’t restricted to stripping off her clothes, and while Jolie disrobes with every other movie she makes, she’s still head and shoulders above the rest of the nude celebrities that have come along in contemporary cinema.

In an era where showing one’s tits and bush in mainstream movies is no longer a rarity (though the novelty never really vanishes, one must admit) Jolie’s nudity still carries the sensory impact that leaves the audience, men and women alike, simply awestruck by the stunning beauty that is the simple perfection that is Angelina. When Jolie enters a scene she lights up the screen unlike any other actress out there,  like a glowing deity that chooses to walk the Earth. Larger than life, maybe. Simply fabulous? Definitely. There is only one.

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Just when I thought that my relationship with Met-Art girls will be over, why do I have to spot this babe? WHY?! Don’t you just wish you have these babes to shower with? Scrubbing you all over and… ulk… I know I know, I have to stop. Getting a view of these hot chicks would make you want to go dirty and ache for some soaping. I just love the perv in me..

The babe…babes rather 

The Douche… 

The Question is WHY???

still… WHY??? Seriously?

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