I can’t think of how exactly I can make things more entertaining for everyone so I decided to make a daily post featuring two of our favorite types of people: the babe who isn’t too ecstatic about covering up and the douche who in spite of being an ass will solicit some laughs from a hefty some.

The Babe….

Here is Twisty’s September Babe Mandy Lyn. Who cares about her stats? The only thing you would think of once you get to see this babe is how you could fit your head in the middle of those bazoomas…

The Douche…

One day, three friends went to this “Gentlemen’s Club.” One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The “dancer” came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute… then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.

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