Get ready for our featured hottie for the day. Since a lot of you have enjoyed the previous model from Twistys, we’re here to show you another babe that will surely get you scintillated. She is blond, brainy, bold and beautiful. Need I say more B adjectives? Oh and you should check out her bountiful bosom! Here is Brea Benett for you…

The Babe… 

The Douche…

Today’s douche is the guy who went to the Emergency room to have his ass operated on. He underwent a surgery to take out a potato out of his asshole. Yes a potato.

The Excuse:

 He said he was fixing up curtains by the kitchen window without his clothes on. According to him, he slipped and fell flat on  his ass at the kitchen table and smacked his anus exactly on a potato that he left by the kitchen table.

 The problem:

1) Why would you be fixing a window stark naked? I mean come on, some people do it with their shirts off, but without your pants on?! Dude, does you neighbor have a fetish for men who are cleaning windows?

2)  Everyone have seen all the weird vegetables that people poke inside their organs like say cucumber, eggplant,  radish or… gerbil? But why potato? WHY?

 3) Even if your elaborate excuse is real, who would believe that you weren’t uhh.. pleasuring yourself with a potato?

Thanks Fluffee for that story, it totally made my perspective of human behavior a more obscure than the usual.

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