Last time I featured the top 6-10 of the famous nude celebrities in horror flicks- a seemingly required element for a successful scary reel. So here now is the continuation of the recent post from Maxim.com
5. Halloween
That´s right, the John Carpenter flick scores a second spot on the list. All you have to say to die-hard Halloween fans is “see anything you like?” and they know exactly what you´re talking about: a pigtailed P.J. Soles giving a sheet-covered Michael Myers a little prestab eye candy. Such perfection once again begs the question: What the hell was Rob Zombie thinking? You can´t hang with the Carpenter, man.
4. An American Werewolf in London
Gorgeous Brit Jenny Agutter in the shower…PSYCH! Check out the naked dude snatching balloons at the zoo! Sorry, just wanted to make sure you guys were still paying attention…
3. Turistas
Granted, this is little more than Hostel in a warmer climate, but we give Turistas credit for chucking in the old “oops, I forgot my bikini top” trick. Well played, Turistas. You get extra credit for the girl´s solution to her dilemma—throw on a white T-shirt and then run into the water. Are you sure we didn´t write this script?
2. The Shining
Whoa, who´s that hot chick in Room 237? Ah, you know what? No way she´s that perfect. I bet she has some flaw somewhere. Like a needy personality. Maybe a clingy ex-con boyfriend or an intrusive mother. Either that or she´s only in town for, like, a day or something. No way she can be that ideal. Just give us a second, we´ll figure out what´s wrong with her…
1. Carrie
Brian De Palma, if there was some kind of gratuitous nudity award (The Pokies?), you would earn yourself a lifetime achievement award for Carrie alone. Few directors go for nudity DURING THE OPENING CREDITS. Even fewer go for FULL BUSH SHOTS IN THE OPENING CREDITS. You are a wonder, Mr. De Palma. Our jaws are forever agape at your work. Just…wow.
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This post was written by admin on November 19, 2008
