I was supposed to put this article on the douche of the day area but he doesn’t deserve being there; as what the boss argued when I said that I was featuring Gandhi on the previous episode of Babes and Douches.

Ever since I graduated college which was about 4 years ago, I never really took a long vacation. So I realized that more than anyone I know, I think I deserve a nice get away. God, my feet have been itching for some white sand. So, last week, I told the boss that I needed a vacation and much that I may lose my job for it, I have already booked the flight bound to a beach island south of the Philippines weeks before I even told him. As usual, Alex was cool with it, I dunno if I will still have my job when I get back so, I might as well enjoy the entire thing, right?

So for the moment, I have to bid farewell to the beauties who have registered on the site, you will have to wait, you won’t be going anywhere, right? I looked forward to a long week of sipping some cocktails by the beach, chicks on their skimpy bikinis or possibly nude celebrities, men in trunks that are too tight for comfort, and a hell lot of drunken nights. My flight is scheduled 10 in the morning and just like a smart traveler that I am, I came to the airport hours before the flight.

On the inspection area, a Chinese guy was being questioned by the airport police. “What’s in the canister, sir” and the Chinese dude replied. “NO OPEN, NO OPEN!!!” And of course, it caused a bit of a panic among the airport guards. In his frustration, the Chinese dude snagged the canister from the confused guard and opened it himself.. “Just a toy! Just a toy!” And he waved a black dildo frantically… Jesus, can anyone get any more stupid? Yes it did happen…

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