It has been a connotation on most beauty pageants that this is just a spectacle of stunning half naked beauties with empty heads on top of racy and impressive bodies. Well that’s why you call it beauty pageants, moron! With the way I see it, there are two reasons as to why detractors look at them this way:

Either they are disappointed that someone so pretty would turn out to be so dumb OR they are merely belting their frustrations on them because they weren’t lucky to have been as aesthetically gifted as these contestants; therefore turning them into pompous arrogant little twerps/old hags.

If you are looking for brains, go and watch “Beat the geeks” “Jeopardy “or “Super Minds.” Don’t expect that these ladies would answer the 1 million question like “How many victims were there in the French Revolution?” Do you really want to say stupid remarks at a person because in spite of being a Nobel prize winner he looks like the missing link? The point is, you really can’t have EVERYTHING, what part of that can’t you understand? These women are there because they want to compete and if they do say stupid things at times, well mainly it’s because they do stupid things just like the guy reading this post right now.

And to give credits to Ms.Teen Carolina, we’re going to post this video:

Miss South Carolina Redemption – The funniest movie is here. Find it

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Do you know one of the inspirations as to why we formed the Miss World XXX? It is because of videos like these:

Miss Teen USA South Carolina – More amazing videos are a click away

Janina San Miguel – Bb. Pilipinas 2008 Q&A (complete) – The most amazing videos are a click away

So what have we all learned here? Always bring a map…

Kidding… Don’t get me wrong; what we are trying to point out is not the joviality of the moment but the fact that these women can still stand there with their composure intact while a monkey wrench got stuck in the wheels of their brains. That is something that you wouldn’t want happening to you. Oh you’d wish there won’t be anyone with a camera standing within a kilometer radius. Let us see you go through just that.

Oh and by the way, the girl in the first video took third place (correct me if I’m wrong) and the second girl went on as the representative of the Ms. World beauty pageant. Watching this is twice as good as seeing Angelina Jolie naked.

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Here is another one of our youngsters in Miss World XXX. Seeing teenagers like this contestant makes me look at the future in a brighter perspective. Arianna, in spite of the fact that she bears everything in this site is a goal oriented teen who drives herself to the farthest of her abilities.

Unlike some teens her age, this girl is comfortable reading court room based novels and watching the Discovery channel. She says she is not really expecting to win the Miss World XXX pageant but joining is a way to prove to herself of her social abilities and pride in herself. This petite pretty faced chick wants to become a lawyer someday and bearing herself nude in the internet is something that will not stop her from achieving her dreams… She admitsthat she have a thing for older men and her first experience was with a man a few years older than her. I’d say that dude is one lucky bloke.

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With the Recession going on I am in no mood for almost anything. People around me lose their jobs, I have been loosing a lot of freelance work and almost everyone who is not bankrupt yet is on the verge of declaring their bankruptcy… Now now, I know I’m not being a sport about this by hauling it all out here but gawdddd things are getting more and more difficult and I’m sure I’m not alone when I say things are getting suckier and suckier by the minute. To ease the pain in our pockets, I can’t help but crave for a long warm bath with a babe from Met-Art waiting by the tub…

The babe… 

 The Douche….

After all the bitching out I did, right now he is the number one douche….

Need I say more?

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Now here is a video of an ex-beauty title holder who can’t help but steal the scene away from her predecessor…

I’m not really sure which beauty pageant this is from but whatever country she is representing, wearing a bra must not be the “in” thing. I can already imagine her face while watching reruns of the pageant thinking “so this must be what my mother warned me from when I started to stop wearing my bra…” This should serve as a warning for those who would plan to pop in 10 pills a day right after you had your initial fitting to the gown shop… This is exactly what happens to nude celebrities who never get the chance to sign any contracts before showing off their areolas in live television. Much that it was an “accident” I really don’t mind seeing more of these little slips once in a while.

Beauty pageant Nip Slip – Click here for more amazing videos

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Seeing our next contestant reminds me of wine. To be particular White Russian-  she has this intoxicating effect of vodka with the tangy bitterness of coffee that is very addictive and the sweetness and youthful flavor of milk concocted perfectly on the rocks.

Franziska is not your ordinary young woman. She possess a bright aura that is visible to everyone who sees her. This girl admits that she is still stuck in her youth — a party lover who takes things very slowly but takes giant leaps that would take you by surprise. This playful girl confessed that she is equally playful when it comes to bed. So gents, be careful because just like vodka, this girl will lead you on to the bottom of the bottle but put you down in your last shot.

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Remember saying something about wishing Babe number 12 from Met-Art would visit me in my dreams? Well she did! Honestly… I just can’t stop thinking about it that I simply have to feature her again… Oh and do you know how to determine natural boobies? Look at it while she is lying down. Believe me you would know.

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I am tired of the cliche “the eyes are the windows to your soul” because let’s admit it, no one really cares whatever happens to your soul, but when I saw the eyes of our babe for the day from Met-Art, I got all “the pit less sea cannot compare to the depth of thine beauty, oh let me get into thine pants and let me enter the crevice of your uhh.. soul..”

The Babe…

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This morning I was browsing through you tube when I saw a video from a you tube’s “most popular” couple. I’m not really sure if they can support this claim but they sure have a handsome amount of subscribers in their channel. One of their subscribers asked them: Does it make me a loser if I spare 30-50 dollars just to get myself a date online? Though it may be a bit shameful to admit, there’s no denying that the number of people paying 30-50 dollars per membership is quite staggering. So basically, online dating is now a norm and it is something that you shouldn’t be ashamed of. Keep in mind that meeting people in bars is not any better than meeting people online. Chances are, there are just as much sexual predators in bars plus it is also not any safer. Remember that majority of people who pays 30-50 dollars for pay sites are dead serious about finding real relationship via the net.

What surprises me is the rate of females who admitted to have had sex during the first date. 30% of the women who go to online dating sites to meet new men admitted that they’ve had sexual encounters during the first time that they meet with the guys they met online. That rate may even be bigger given the fact that some of these women couldn’t admit the truth. Some of them say that both parties have concented even before they actually met. Of course, there is nothing wrong with this, the only bad side is that fact that 70% of them said that they had unprotected sex. This of course are endangering them to unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease. I am personally not condoning sex at first sight but keep in mind that you shouldn’t risk your safety for a one night stand.

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You might be wondering, what’s with the title? Well there is so much to this name that I just have to turn her into a verb. Kendra in my dictionary is- a verb that means the act of fascinating someone else. Thus you can “kendrad” (past) “kendras” (present) “will kendra” (future) “was kendraing (past progressive) “is kendraing” (present progressive) “will be kendraing?” (future progressive). So that would be enough Kendra for the day. So what’s the fuss about this girl?

Well, you see she is only one of the very few girls who can fascinate me this much to make a verb out of her name. This girl is only 20 years old but she has attained so much in her life. That of course was made possible by the fact that she is willing to dive into anything without testing the waters. Failure never stopped her from venturing into different kinds of things that come across her interest.  So expect that this girl is equally adventurous when it comes to sex. She admits to have done it in a most of the oddest places that you can imagine. Getting caught is just another adventure. So if she was a word, she would definitely be synonymous to the word spontaneous.

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