Ms. Botswana who won the Miss Universe title in 1994 was asked whether the winner of the title should be allowed to keep the crown if she gets pregnant. To that she replied: “Personally, I think it should not in any way interrupt her duties. She should be allowed to celebrate her femininity.”

And what better way to celebrate femininity than to carry 8 kids in your belly? That’s right, eight babies! The news have hit the international news scene a few days ago and people have been curious as to how the hell it happened. I won’t be surprised if the babies end up claustrophobic when they grow up cause hell it ought to be really really cramped in there…

But just when you think that’s astounding, get ready for this. Even before she bore 8 bouncing babies, this woman already had six babies! No, not six individual babies -quintuplets! Now that’s girl power.

I wish the parents good luck and congratulations. They should wish that none of them would grow up to become like lesbo Lindsay whose career is just like her weight — totally going down on the scale. According to reports, the movie she was supposed to star in was given to “Mean Girls” star Amanda Seyfried. Looks like we will be getting a lot of naughty showbiz pics from Lindsay Lohan again pretty soon.

And to that dear Lindsey, we are looking forward to…

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Consentual Sex – Funny home videos are a click away

If only the legal community of every country would take this seriously, sex would have been so much more hassle free. There won’t be emotional fuss, no awkward moments during the actual sex and, you both know each other’s boundaries.

The problem of most couples’ sex life today is the lack of communication. Though not a lot of people claim not to agreeing with this idea, it is a fact. The bastard might think that the woman is sooo into his asshole when in fact she is petrified by his wolf hole. The bitch on the other hand might think that he is sooo turned on with her hairy vajungle when in fact, he feels like getting a razor blade and slashing off all those pubes whenever he goes down there. But the thing is, people have this tendencies of not speaking up because they are afraid of getting each others’ fantasy balloons busted. In the process, one might think that if the partner doesn’t feel like doing naughty favors for him, why bother doing the same for her? And vise versa.. So basically, that’s when the give and take mentality comes in. The simple psycho-analysis for that is; while people do things, they are imagining how much stimulation their acts produce for their partners while they are in the act of doing it. Plus, the thought of their partners getting pleased boosts each others egos. Their sexual excitement increases if they feel that their partners are getting excited with their performance.

So if for example you meet someone in an online dating site, and things get deeper between the two of you, be aware of the value of honesty. For whatever its worth.

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With the fad on vampire literature lately, I’ve grown a fascination with pale chicks with fiery red hair. Actually, I have been digging them since I was a kid. Good thing Met-Art have a couple of these mysteriously sexy looking creatures up at their site…

The Babe…. 

The Douche… 

I know it’s cute and all but why would you want to scare an infant?

Scared Baby – Watch more funny videos here

JERK!!!

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I am the type of person who has to go in a vacation 4 times a year– minimum. Doesn’t matter if its a cheap vacation just as long as I get to stretch out in front of the ocean for an entire three days. But after seeing these Met-Art girls, I just have to raise my bar a little higher… Who would not want ending up cruising  in a nice boat with these two hanging out in the dock?

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If she was a car, I would not mind banging her… Who would not get naughty thoughts with a babe like Danielle around? This car crazed chick can be compared to a Ferrari, she’s sleek, sophisticated and sure is one hell of a ride.

 This German chick loves tattoos. But more than tattoos, she loves cars, not in the sense that cars are status symbols but because just like cars, she likes her life to be fast-paced. Danielle grew up with men around her so she is just as much of a grease monkey as most men. She is on the business of restoring classic cars with a friend. She confessed she even had a lot of firsts in her beat-up old volks that she still have parked in one end of her garage…

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It was one hell of a holiday season with the recession and everything but with the New Year comes new batches of babes worth numbing your right/left hand for. It’s been months since I featured one of ‘em Twisty’s treats, so now let me present the year opener gal of Babes and Douches — Ashlynn Brooke. No one really gives a shit if those twin peaks are real or not but it sure sure is one that you would love to run your tongue through… err… sorry too much info…

The Babe…

The Douche…

I never get to mention who I consider the bigger douche than Bush last 2008 so to start the year of, I will feature last year’s biggest douche. Or shall I say the biggest set of douches for eternity — the baby rapists. Lat 2008, there are a lot of reports of fathers raping their baby daughters who haven’t even grown their teeth yet. I can still stomach rapists of women but damn, why would you rape a baby for crying out loud?! And your own baby for that matter.

I’m not being a moralist, I just thought its plain gross and monstrous. I won’t say I hope they all get raped and damned here in earth and in hell cause I bet thousands of people have already wished that. But then again I still wish they will.. like right now?

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