It was one hell of a holiday season with the recession and everything but with the New Year comes new batches of babes worth numbing your right/left hand for. It’s been months since I featured one of ‘em Twisty’s treats, so now let me present the year opener gal of Babes and Douches — Ashlynn Brooke. No one really gives a shit if those twin peaks are real or not but it sure sure is one that you would love to run your tongue through… err… sorry too much info…

The Babe…

The Douche…

I never get to mention who I consider the bigger douche than Bush last 2008 so to start the year of, I will feature last year’s biggest douche. Or shall I say the biggest set of douches for eternity — the baby rapists. Lat 2008, there are a lot of reports of fathers raping their baby daughters who haven’t even grown their teeth yet. I can still stomach rapists of women but damn, why would you rape a baby for crying out loud?! And your own baby for that matter.

I’m not being a moralist, I just thought its plain gross and monstrous. I won’t say I hope they all get raped and damned here in earth and in hell cause I bet thousands of people have already wished that. But then again I still wish they will.. like right now?

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