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Babes and Douches Episode 19

admin — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:18:47 +0000

With the fad on vampire literature lately, I’ve grown a fascination with pale chicks with fiery red hair. Actually, I have been digging them since I was a kid. Good thing Met-Art have a couple of these mysteriously sexy looking creatures up at their site…

The Babe….

The Douche…

I know it’s cute and all but why would you want to scare an infant?

Scared Baby – Watch more funny videos here

JERK!!!

Babes and Douches Episode 18

admin — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:43:08 +0000

I am the type of person who has to go in a vacation 4 times a year– minimum. Doesn’t matter if its a cheap vacation just as long as I get to stretch out in front of the ocean for an entire three days. But after seeing these Met-Art girls, I just have to raise my bar a little higher… Who would not want ending up cruising in a nice boat with these two hanging out in the dock?

Babes and Douches Episode 16

admin — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:43:19 +0000

It was one hell of a holiday season with the recession and everything but with the New Year comes new batches of babes worth numbing your right/left hand for. It’s been months since I featured one of ‘em Twisty’s treats, so now let me present the year opener gal of Babes and Douches — Ashlynn Brooke. No one really gives a shit if those twin peaks are real or not but it sure sure is one that you would love to run your tongue through… err… sorry too much info…

The Babe…

The Douche…

I never get to mention who I consider the bigger douche than Bush last 2008 so to start the year of, I will feature last year’s biggest douche. Or shall I say the biggest set of douches for eternity — the baby rapists. Lat 2008, there are a lot of reports of fathers raping their baby daughters who haven’t even grown their teeth yet. I can still stomach rapists of women but damn, why would you rape a baby for crying out loud?! And your own baby for that matter.

I’m not being a moralist, I just thought its plain gross and monstrous. I won’t say I hope they all get raped and damned here in earth and in hell cause I bet thousands of people have already wished that. But then again I still wish they will.. like right now?

Babes and Douches Episode 15

admin — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:01:21 +0000

With the Recession going on I am in no mood for almost anything. People around me lose their jobs, I have been loosing a lot of freelance work and almost everyone who is not bankrupt yet is on the verge of declaring their bankruptcy… Now now, I know I’m not being a sport about this by hauling it all out here but gawdddd things are getting more and more difficult and I’m sure I’m not alone when I say things are getting suckier and suckier by the minute. To ease the pain in our pockets, I can’t help but crave for a long warm bath with a babe from Met-Art waiting by the tub…

The babe…

The Douche….

After all the bitching out I did, right now he is the number one douche….

Need I say more?

Babes and Douches Episode 14

admin — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:50:57 +0000

Remember saying something about wishing Babe number 12 from Met-Art would visit me in my dreams? Well she did! Honestly… I just can’t stop thinking about it that I simply have to feature her again… Oh and do you know how to determine natural boobies? Look at it while she is lying down. Believe me you would know.

Babes and Douches Episode 13

admin — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:59:32 +0000

I am tired of the cliche “the eyes are the windows to your soul” because let’s admit it, no one really cares whatever happens to your soul, but when I saw the eyes of our babe for the day from Met-Art, I got all “the pit less sea cannot compare to the depth of thine beauty, oh let me get into thine pants and let me enter the crevice of your uhh.. soul..”

The Babe…

Babes and Douches Episode 12

admin — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:07:20 +0000

I totally have a thing for Charlize Theron. She is simply divine and she has this aura that can get you down to your knees and melt. But I was browsing through the affiliates’ galleries, I stumbled upon this chick from Met Art. She has an astounding resemblance with Ms. Theron. I wish she haunts me in my dreams.

The babe…

Babes and Douches Episode 11

admin — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:36:39 +0000

When you say porn the first company that would get into almost anyone’s head would be Playboy. Hugh Hefner sure did a hell of a job putting together the hottest silicone clad ladies who are willing to put on a pout and do a spread eagle- naked in front of the cam. Of course, the boss grab the opportunity to help out in showcasing Playboy’s hottest and newest faces. The first lil cupcake that we are going to feature from Playboy is Kait Lane, a 21 year old model who dreams of starting out her own HR firm. I’m not sure how she came up with such dream, but I would give everything to get the chance to apply no matter what kind of job…

The babe

Babes and Douches Episode 10

admin — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:56:14 +0000

Lightspeed is one of the most successful affiliates of Miss World XXX and their members have been witnesses as to how they become this successful in the industry. Well to tell you frankly anyone who would give me this kind of view is a champ for me… Folks, here is Vanilla Deville and Taylor Little to bring you the kind of entertainment suitable for your testosterone’s needs.

The babes…

Babes and Douches Episode 8

admin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:47:03 +0000

Just when I thought that my relationship with Met-Art girls will be over, why do I have to spot this babe? WHY?! Don’t you just wish you have these babes to shower with? Scrubbing you all over and… ulk… I know I know, I have to stop. Getting a view of these hot chicks would make you want to go dirty and ache for some soaping. I just love the perv in me..

The babe…babes rather

The Douche…

The Question is WHY???

still… WHY??? Seriously?