Yep, we haven’t gotten over these Met Art girls just yet, and I’m gonna bet to my last unprotected sex that you haven’t either. Met Art has been providing us with these muses since 1999 and I’m sure I’m not alone when I say they haven’t failed us till now…
The Babe…
Posted under Met-Art, babes and douches
This post was written by admin on November 20, 2008
A lot of us loves smut in all its dirt and glory. But personally, I have this kink for classy nudes that have high quality like the models of Met Art. Our feature for today is from their gallery en titled Karminas. God knows where the name of the gallery came from but whatever it was based from I’m sure its synonymous to this glamorous babe…
The Babe…
The Douche
Ever wondered what government officials write down their pads during very important meetings concerning the entire country?
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This post was written by admin on November 19, 2008
Check out whats cooking in Nubiles! If you want curvy youngsters to wank off to, you will have to check out Sue… This young babe is the type that you would want served with your pancakes in any time of the day…
The Babe…
The Douche…
Posted under Nubiles, babes and douches
This post was written by admin on November 18, 2008
Whether we deny it or not, men have this thing for younger babes. While a lot of guys out there are waiting for Walt Disney teens stars to flash their young boobies or even better their little beavers, its just won’t happen as easily as Paris earns her ticket to jail. So instead we bring you one of the hot young faces from Nubiles to give you some preview of her dashing bosom and crevice.
Posted under Nubiles, babes and douches
This post was written by admin on November 17, 2008
Get ready for our featured hottie for the day. Since a lot of you have enjoyed the previous model from Twistys, we’re here to show you another babe that will surely get you scintillated. She is blond, brainy, bold and beautiful. Need I say more B adjectives? Oh and you should check out her bountiful bosom! Here is Brea Benett for you…
The Babe…
The Douche…
Today’s douche is the guy who went to the Emergency room to have his ass operated on. He underwent a surgery to take out a potato out of his asshole. Yes a potato.
The Excuse:
He said he was fixing up curtains by the kitchen window without his clothes on. According to him, he slipped and fell flat on his ass at the kitchen table and smacked his anus exactly on a potato that he left by the kitchen table.
The problem:
1) Why would you be fixing a window stark naked? I mean come on, some people do it with their shirts off, but without your pants on?! Dude, does you neighbor have a fetish for men who are cleaning windows?
2) Everyone have seen all the weird vegetables that people poke inside their organs like say cucumber, eggplant, radish or… gerbil? But why potato? WHY?
3) Even if your elaborate excuse is real, who would believe that you weren’t uhh.. pleasuring yourself with a potato?
Thanks Fluffee for that story, it totally made my perspective of human behavior a more obscure than the usual.
Posted under Twisty's, babes and douches
This post was written by admin on November 14, 2008
I can’t think of how exactly I can make things more entertaining for everyone so I decided to make a daily post featuring two of our favorite types of people: the babe who isn’t too ecstatic about covering up and the douche who in spite of being an ass will solicit some laughs from a hefty some.
The Babe….
Here is Twisty’s September Babe Mandy Lyn. Who cares about her stats? The only thing you would think of once you get to see this babe is how you could fit your head in the middle of those bazoomas…
The Douche…
One day, three friends went to this “Gentlemen’s Club.” One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The “dancer” came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute… then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
— www.aardvarkarchie.com
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This post was written by admin on November 13, 2008
