And what better way to celebrate femininity than to carry 8 kids in your belly? That’s right, eight babies! The news have hit the international news scene a few days ago and people have been curious as to how the hell it happened. I won’t be surprised if the babies end up claustrophobic when they grow up cause hell it ought to be really really cramped in there…

But just when you think that’s astounding, get ready for this. Even before she bore 8 bouncing babies, this woman already had six babies! No, not six individual babies -quintuplets! Now that’s girl power.

I wish the parents good luck and congratulations. They should wish that none of them would grow up to become like lesbo Lindsay whose career is just like her weight — totally going down on the scale. According to reports, the movie she was supposed to star in was given to “Mean Girls” star Amanda Seyfried. Looks like we will be getting a lot of naughty showbiz pics from Lindsay Lohan again pretty soon.

And to that dear Lindsey, we are looking forward to…

If only the legal community of every country would take this seriously, sex would have been so much more hassle free. There won’t be emotional fuss, no awkward moments during the actual sex and, you both know each other’s boundaries.

The problem of most couples’ sex life today is the lack of communication. Though not a lot of people claim not to agreeing with this idea, it is a fact. The bastard might think that the woman is sooo into his asshole when in fact she is petrified by his wolf hole. The bitch on the other hand might think that he is sooo turned on with her hairy vajungle when in fact, he feels like getting a razor blade and slashing off all those pubes whenever he goes down there. But the thing is, people have this tendencies of not speaking up because they are afraid of getting each others’ fantasy balloons busted. In the process, one might think that if the partner doesn’t feel like doing naughty favors for him, why bother doing the same for her? And vise versa.. So basically, that’s when the give and take mentality comes in. The simple psycho-analysis for that is; while people do things, they are imagining how much stimulation their acts produce for their partners while they are in the act of doing it. Plus, the thought of their partners getting pleased boosts each others egos. Their sexual excitement increases if they feel that their partners are getting excited with their performance.

So if for example you meet someone in an online dating site, and things get deeper between the two of you, be aware of the value of honesty. For whatever its worth.

Either they are disappointed that someone so pretty would turn out to be so dumb OR they are merely belting their frustrations on them because they weren’t lucky to have been as aesthetically gifted as these contestants; therefore turning them into pompous arrogant little twerps/old hags.

If you are looking for brains, go and watch “Beat the geeks” “Jeopardy “or “Super Minds.” Don’t expect that these ladies would answer the 1 million question like “How many victims were there in the French Revolution?” Do you really want to say stupid remarks at a person because in spite of being a Nobel prize winner he looks like the missing link? The point is, you really can’t have EVERYTHING, what part of that can’t you understand? These women are there because they want to compete and if they do say stupid things at times, well mainly it’s because they do stupid things just like the guy reading this post right now.

And to give credits to Ms.Teen Carolina, we’re going to post this video:

Miss South Carolina Redemption – The funniest movie is here. Find it

Miss Teen USA South Carolina – More amazing videos are a click away

Janina San Miguel – Bb. Pilipinas 2008 Q&A (complete) – The most amazing videos are a click away

So what have we all learned here? Always bring a map…

Kidding… Don’t get me wrong; what we are trying to point out is not the joviality of the moment but the fact that these women can still stand there with their composure intact while a monkey wrench got stuck in the wheels of their brains. That is something that you wouldn’t want happening to you. Oh you’d wish there won’t be anyone with a camera standing within a kilometer radius. Let us see you go through just that.

Oh and by the way, the girl in the first video took third place (correct me if I’m wrong) and the second girl went on as the representative of the Ms. World beauty pageant. Watching this is twice as good as seeing Angelina Jolie naked.

I’m not really sure which beauty pageant this is from but whatever country she is representing, wearing a bra must not be the “in” thing. I can already imagine her face while watching reruns of the pageant thinking “so this must be what my mother warned me from when I started to stop wearing my bra…” This should serve as a warning for those who would plan to pop in 10 pills a day right after you had your initial fitting to the gown shop… This is exactly what happens to nude celebrities who never get the chance to sign any contracts before showing off their areolas in live television. Much that it was an “accident” I really don’t mind seeing more of these little slips once in a while.

Beauty pageant Nip Slip – Click here for more amazing videos

What surprises me is the rate of females who admitted to have had sex during the first date. 30% of the women who go to online dating sites to meet new men admitted that they’ve had sexual encounters during the first time that they meet with the guys they met online. That rate may even be bigger given the fact that some of these women couldn’t admit the truth. Some of them say that both parties have concented even before they actually met. Of course, there is nothing wrong with this, the only bad side is that fact that 70% of them said that they had unprotected sex. This of course are endangering them to unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease. I am personally not condoning sex at first sight but keep in mind that you shouldn’t risk your safety for a one night stand.

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As you are likely aware, a class action lawsuit was filed against True.com earlier this week. The lawsuit alleges many unethical billing practices.

I must admit that I’m not surprised by the lawsuit. The reason I’m not surprised is because of the emails I’ve received from True.com members complaining of odd charges on their card or True.com “reactivating” their account without their permission after they’d cancelled.

On Tuesday, Tycko & Zavareei LLP, made the lawsuit official, filing it in Texas, where the base of operations is for True.com. A closer look at allegations in the 25-page lawsuit might make you wonder how True.com got away with these alleged practices for this long.

From the Lawsuit Against True.com:

» True.com tells members they can cancel anytime, however they can only cancel “by phone between the hours of 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. (Central) Monday through Friday, and between the hours of 10 a.m. and 7 p.m. (Central) on Saturday and Sunday”

» True.com’s “‘Terms and Conditions’ further state that the subscriber ‘agree[s] not to dispute any authorized charge by True.com or its authorized agents’. The Company’s ‘Terms and Conditions’ further state that the subscriber ‘agree[s] and acknowledge[s] that if you fraudulently report the card used to obtain your subscription as stolen, or if you fraudulent [sic] report that an authorized charge by True.com or its authorized agents is unauthorized, you shall be liable to True.com for liquidated damages of One Thousand Dollars ($1,000.00) per incident.’”

» “The Company bills monthly subscription fees and other charges to former subscribers after they cancel their subscription. The Company collects these fees without their former subscribers’ authorization, knowledge, or consent..”

» “Upon information and belief, most organizations that make a majority of their sales via online subscriptions and/or memberships maintain an online system for written cancellation of subscriptions and/or memberships. Given that, upon information and belief, a majority of the Company’s subscriptions are purchased online via True.com, it is unreasonable for the Company not to also maintain an online cancellation system and written record of subscription cancellations.”

» “…the Company knowingly, intentionally, and/or recklessly charges and collects money from former subscribers after they cancel the Service. The Company deceives consumers by failing to inform them, via its marketing campaign, that the Company continues to charge and collect monthly fees after cancellation. The Company sends false and misleading electronic mail messages to its former subscribers after the former subscribers have canceled their accounts.”

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According to onlinedatinmagazine.com (the source of the article) these above are just excerpts from the original lawsuit. The problem with a lot of these online businesses that are illegal in nature is that they think they can actually get away with it! For some weird reason, in spite the downfall of some of the biggest internet scams, they think that they are going to be an exemption from the law hoping that they won’t get tracked. If you are planning into venturing to online dating service business, be aware of the word “service.” Put your customer’s satisfaction before yours. There are a lot of online dating services that are doing well because they are honest with their members and they don’t trick them out of their money. Remember that you will lose more in going through these horrendous scams instead of earning from it.

Ever since I graduated college which was about 4 years ago, I never really took a long vacation. So I realized that more than anyone I know, I think I deserve a nice get away. God, my feet have been itching for some white sand. So, last week, I told the boss that I needed a vacation and much that I may lose my job for it, I have already booked the flight bound to a beach island south of the Philippines weeks before I even told him. As usual, Alex was cool with it, I dunno if I will still have my job when I get back so, I might as well enjoy the entire thing, right?

So for the moment, I have to bid farewell to the beauties who have registered on the site, you will have to wait, you won’t be going anywhere, right? I looked forward to a long week of sipping some cocktails by the beach, chicks on their skimpy bikinis or possibly nude celebrities, men in trunks that are too tight for comfort, and a hell lot of drunken nights. My flight is scheduled 10 in the morning and just like a smart traveler that I am, I came to the airport hours before the flight.

On the inspection area, a Chinese guy was being questioned by the airport police. “What’s in the canister, sir” and the Chinese dude replied. “NO OPEN, NO OPEN!!!” And of course, it caused a bit of a panic among the airport guards. In his frustration, the Chinese dude snagged the canister from the confused guard and opened it himself.. “Just a toy! Just a toy!” And he waved a black dildo frantically… Jesus, can anyone get any more stupid? Yes it did happen…

Anyway, since a lot of Americans are contemplating over the fact that most of their hard earned dollars are playing Houdini, he pointed out where the money has gone vacationing to:

He says that if Americans spend on Wal-MArt, money goes to China.
If spent on gasoline, it goes to the Arabs
If spent on computers it goes to India
If spent on fruits and vegetables it goes to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If spent on a good car, it goes to German and Japan,
If spent on useless crap it goes to Taiwan.

And the only way to get it back in here is to spend it on prostitues and beer

Of course a lot of people have these negative comments about the statement so in time, he apologized for the error. He says in fact

“American buys a US-branded computer, the money won’t go to
India . The money goes to Taiwan , South Korea , Singapore and Malaysia
which produce the components, and a small amount goes to China , which
assembles the computer. India produces lots of computer software, not
hardware.

Taiwan doesn’t make useless crap anymore. China is still doing it until it
graduates in about 10 years’ time. Taiwan & Hong Kong were at it some 30 years
ago, and Japan some 40 years ago.

Beer is no longer American since Inbev bought over Budweiser, making the
beer Belgian-Brazilian.”

The moral of this article: Buy American Made porn, at least that way, you know that its the US that is benefiting from it.

The babe…

The Douche…

I practically lost my job after the boss discovered that Gandhi is the douche for today’s feature. But apparently, much that a lot of us including myself revere Gandhi for all his works and teachings, there is one particular thing that got him in the list of douches. Years ago when his wife was sick, she was prescribed with Penicillin but because of belief, Gandhi refused treatment for his wife, thus she died.Years after, it was his turn to get sick of Malaria, and out of doctor’s prescription he was persuaded to take medicines. Because of his decision for his wife, you might think that he refused medicine for himself but NO.. he gulped down every morsel of medicine that was given to him so he lived. Personally, that’s being a douche for me. Thanks SXE Phil for telling us the story, but I tell you, honestly this really didn’t lessen my respect for the old man. He is after all, just a… man.