Last time I featured the top 6-10  of the famous nude celebrities in horror flicks- a seemingly required element for a successful scary reel. So here now is the continuation of the recent post from Maxim.com

5. Halloween
That´s right, the John Carpenter flick scores a second spot on the list. All you have to say to die-hard Halloween fans is “see anything you like?” and they know exactly what you´re talking about: a pigtailed P.J. Soles giving a sheet-covered Michael Myers a little prestab eye candy. Such perfection once again begs the question: What the hell was Rob Zombie thinking? You can´t hang with the Carpenter, man.

1. Carrie
Brian De Palma, if there was some kind of gratuitous nudity award (The Pokies?), you would earn yourself a lifetime achievement award for Carrie alone. Few directors go for nudity DURING THE OPENING CREDITS. Even fewer go for FULL BUSH SHOTS IN THE OPENING CREDITS. You are a wonder, Mr. De Palma. Our jaws are forever agape at your work. Just…wow.

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It was a parade of photos and bios of people, and I immediately felt how small I truly was when faced with the magnitude of the human population. So many people in the world, a great number of which looking for that one person to spend at least a few good moments with. Is loneliness so rampant that this many people, including myself, has turned to the anonymity of online dating for a thin hope of happiness? I guess so.

There I was, alone, in my room, a room only lit by the glimmer of my computer monitor, looking… searching for someone that would lift me up from this shroud of isolation. There’s a shadow of thrill to this activity, seeing only a small part of a person’s personality and not really knowing if the entire package is going to work out well. I wonder what the people who are checking out my profile are thinking. Are they looking beyond my picture, looking past my physical appearance and taking a genuine interest in who I really am?

I wonder how they view me? Do they think I’m desperate? Do they see me as merely a potential lay and nothing more? So many questions, questions that I can’t stop myself from asking. I continue to browse… looking for an answer.

— sentiments of a self confessed online dating addict

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Yesterday, I told you about the coworker who I spotted in his cubicle “rendezvous-ing” with someone in an online dating site. Seriously, it’s not something that you should be ashamed of because there isn’t anything embarrassing about getting to know random people without the dangers of getting into “it” too quickly. (“It” being sex/serious emotional investments/weird proposal/ severe rejection) I have to admit that I had some serious “beating” in the net messenger the entire morning from that coworker. Everyone in the office knew it was him, and because he wasn’t a sport about it, I’m writing about every single bit and morsel of information about his online escapade… I kid, I kid, for I do value my life, I’m not about to give up my career/ life over exposing somebody’s online romance.

As I was saying, there is nothing wrong with online dating especially if you aren’t expecting too much out of it. That is the key to a successful online date – DO NOT EXPECT TOO MUCH… Let me expound on that and some other things too.

When I say do not expect too much, you have to consider that people who are going to these sites may be as skeptical as you are at first because we may never know the quirks of the people we meet online. It’s possible that most of them are not exactly setting their best foot forward and some of them may be hard selling themselves.

Lying with people you chat with as much as it may seem convenient is not really a good thing in online dating. You may keep personal things like real contact details, location and stuff like that but never lie about what kind of person you really are. It’s not always comfortable to hide behind a 24 year old girl’s character if you are 42. You are not only fooling the person you are talking to, you are also fooling yourself. Be aware of the fact that people in these kinds of sites vary in age, gender, race and interests so, there’s no point in pretending.

Invest in sites that seem promising. There are sites like say… fling.com that should get you hooked with a person who is a perfect match.  Gawd, its only 25 fucking dollars dating a hooker should cost you like… twice… You go online dating because you want quality time, right? It’s for meeting new people that you can share your interests with or possibly hook up with. Don’t go on preying on victims for sex, if you want to screw, go get a hooker…

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I came up to one of the artists to have an image edited but instead of asking him through online messenger, I went up to his cubicle to personally ask him. My mistake… the poor guy struggled to minimize one of his screens. Apparently, he was into online dating and he wasn’t too ecstatic to let us know about it. In awkward moments like these, I always put up my best “I didn’t see anything” face, but that didn’t really do anything to ease his flushed face and his hurt ego.

What I do not understand is that in spite of the fact that online dating sites have listed thousands and thousands of new members each month, people still try to hide the fact that they go to these dating sites to expand their social circle and hopefully end up in a romantic frenzy with other online dating service users like them. After all, a lot of things are less shameful if it were patronized by numbers, right? Here are some facts I’ve heard about people who are into online dating:

· Some people just can’t deal with a flat NO. Getting turned down online is less hurtful than the getting turned down face to face. At the same time, people are more comfortable saying what they feel so it’s easier to say “fuck you, fugly bitch” if ever you get turned down.

· Uncertainty is a good excuse to lie. In real life it’s hard to come up with a lie straight faced because the person you are lying to is bound to find out the real deal at one point At some degree, some dating site users lie about who they really are because in defense, they say that they’re not too sure whether the person they are talking to are lying as well. If things work out well, they can always say the truth. <!–[endif]–>

· You can’t photoshop yourself in real life. At one point of your life, you don’t have love handles or you didn’t sport this ridiculous hairstyle that you are wearing at the present. You can’t rationalize your repulsive look by saying “I once looked like Christian Slater” plainly because it’s stupid. Online, you can post a great picture of yourself and hope to God that you would be able to look like you are 25 by the time the two of you meet.

· You cannot be accused as a sexual predator so easily. Now why would I still have to explain that?

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Not every day for us are lucky. You open your computer log on to your messenger account and enter a chat room hoping that you would be able to watch a hot chick show off her boobies on cam or even better, do something kinkier than a boob flash. But admit it, not every day you could chance upon a hot chick that would go all the way.

One of the staff of Miss World XXX — let’s call him Chris, confess to being web cam show fanatic. He admits to going to chat rooms to try his luck in spotting a marvelous view. He confessed that he even met one of his exes in a chat room where he got all the access he wants in her cam… His habit of peeking in girl’s web cams reached the borderline between entertainment and addiction even after the heart numbing break up with the ex.

He only has one complain though — Either the really hot ones would only fiddle with her nipples for a few minutes and dance around like crazy maniacs or the some would be nice enough to shove objects into her pussy but they are usually the uhhh mediocre type. Who are we to complain, right? We are, after all just spectators who are getting the penny’s worth of entertainment.Good thing, one of our affiliates e-mailed us with an access code to a free tour to their members’ area…

If you only saw the spark on Chris’ eyes when we told him about the access… And so we took advantage of his interest so we asked him if he wants a writing job and well, he was more than willing to do the review! For all the guys or girls out there who loves live cam shows as much as we do, we will give you a comprehensive site review next time so check out this page!

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Sensitive as the issue might have became, once and for all we suddenly felt the need to clarify something out. We are very sorry if by any chance you find any of the very few rules vague, but Miss World XXX is a beauty pageant for women – natural born females. We do not mean to offend any sex or groups, we just want to make it clear that aside from lesbians, we do not allow males or other members of the gay community to compete in the pageant. I’m sure majority of the gay community can understand our stand in this. Its basically the same for setting up a pageant specifically for men, or for kids, or dogs or… cats..

You see, we had one applicant yesterday who submitted his completed form. In the “more about me” section of the application form, it states that he is gay and he loves to dress in drag. We e-mailed the applicant explaining that we have to refuse his application because he is not a natural born woman – hell I’m sure you understand. Anyway, he e-mailed us back saying that the “Miss World XXX pageant is a bunch of bull , you are a couple of hypocrites, sexists and chauvinistic morons.” We understand the outrage because some people tend to have bursts like this — men, women or gay… But our concern is not the insult that you’ve thrown our way but your respect for the simple rules that we have.

You might not know but staff here in Ms.World XXX is not like Simon Cowel, who throws all kinds of insult in every chance that we get. We hate having to reprimand people because we believe in the most abused word in the American dictionary –freedom. Yeah we know it’s cheesy, but seriously we don’t want to come to the point that we are being accused of defeating the purpose of the pageant.

Much that we love the gay community; we will have to make a little exception this time. We do believe in the fact that you are women “deep within you” but come on! Leave the damn emo attitude to the teenagers!

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