Babes and Douches Episode 19

With the fad on vampire literature lately, I’ve grown a fascination with pale chicks with fiery red hair. Actually, I have been digging them since I was a kid. Good thing Met-Art have a couple of these mysteriously sexy looking creatures up at their site…

The Babe…. 

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The Douche… 

I know it’s cute and all but why would you want to scare an infant?


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JERK!!!

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This post was written by admin on January 23, 2009

Babes and Douches Episode 18

I am the type of person who has to go in a vacation 4 times a year– minimum. Doesn’t matter if its a cheap vacation just as long as I get to stretch out in front of the ocean for an entire three days. But after seeing these Met-Art girls, I just have to raise my bar a little higher… Who would not want ending up cruising  in a nice boat with these two hanging out in the dock?

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This post was written by admin on January 21, 2009

Babes and Douches Episode 15

With the Recession going on I am in no mood for almost anything. People around me lose their jobs, I have been loosing a lot of freelance work and almost everyone who is not bankrupt yet is on the verge of declaring their bankruptcy… Now now, I know I’m not being a sport about this by hauling it all out here but gawdddd things are getting more and more difficult and I’m sure I’m not alone when I say things are getting suckier and suckier by the minute. To ease the pain in our pockets, I can’t help but crave for a long warm bath with a babe from Met-Art waiting by the tub…

The babe… 

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 The Douche….

 

After all the bitching out I did, right now he is the number one douche….

 

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Need I say more?

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This post was written by admin on December 11, 2008

Babes and Douches Episode 14

Remember saying something about wishing Babe number 12 from Met-Art would visit me in my dreams? Well she did! Honestly… I just can’t stop thinking about it that I simply have to feature her again… Oh and do you know how to determine natural boobies? Look at it while she is lying down. Believe me you would know.

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This post was written by admin on December 4, 2008

Babes and Douches Episode 13

I am tired of the cliche “the eyes are the windows to your soul” because let’s admit it, no one really cares whatever happens to your soul, but when I saw the eyes of our babe for the day from Met-Art, I got all “the pit less sea cannot compare to the depth of thine beauty, oh let me get into thine pants and let me enter the crevice of your uhh.. soul..”

The Babe…

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This post was written by admin on December 3, 2008

Babes and Douches Episode 12

I totally have a thing for Charlize Theron. She is simply divine and she has this aura that can get you down to your knees and melt. But I was browsing through the affiliates’ galleries, I stumbled upon this chick from Met Art. She has an astounding resemblance with Ms. Theron.  I wish she haunts me in my dreams.

The babe…

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This post was written by admin on December 1, 2008

Babes and Douches Episode 8

Just when I thought that my relationship with Met-Art girls will be over, why do I have to spot this babe? WHY?! Don’t you just wish you have these babes to shower with? Scrubbing you all over and… ulk… I know I know, I have to stop. Getting a view of these hot chicks would make you want to go dirty and ache for some soaping. I just love the perv in me..

The babe…babes rather 

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The Douche… 

The Question is WHY???

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still… WHY??? Seriously?

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This post was written by admin on November 23, 2008

Babes and Douches Episode 7

Yep, we haven’t gotten over these Met Art girls just yet, and I’m gonna bet to my last unprotected sex that you haven’t either. Met Art has been providing us with these muses since 1999 and I’m sure I’m not alone when I say they haven’t failed us till now…

The Babe…

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This post was written by admin on November 20, 2008

Babes and Douches Episode 6

A lot of us loves smut in all its dirt and glory. But personally, I have this kink for classy nudes that have high quality like the models of Met Art. Our feature for today is from their gallery en titled Karminas. God knows where the name of the gallery came from but whatever it was based from I’m sure its synonymous to this glamorous babe…

The Babe…

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The Douche

Ever wondered what government officials write down their pads during very important meetings concerning the entire country?

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This post was written by admin on November 19, 2008