Why do a lot of people watch lousy horror flicks? Besides the fact that some are entertained by ultra violent blood spurting movies, some are always looking forward to the nude scene. Come on, almost all of ‘em cheap steak gory flicks at least one part where the bimbo-est looking hot chick show off stark naked with some soft core scenes. You can bet your ass that the chick will end up being one of the first few victims of the horrendous monster/killer.
Thankfully, throughout the history of the movie industry, there are those noteworthy nude scenes that have scored well with movie critiques. Here below is Maxim.com’s top 10 Most Gratuitous Horror Movie Nude Scenes:
10. Halloween
What´s creepier than a little kid slapping on a clown mask and going O.J. on his sister? Having his sis be topless and cheerfully postcoital when he does it. It adds a whole sick incestuous dimension to an already messed up premise. The original nailed it perfectly in one five-minute sequence. Hear that, Mr. Zombie? No need for strippers or Nazareth.
9. Hostel
Ah, Europe (well, young American´s fetishized, imaginary version of Europe, anyway)—a place where supermodel-level former Eastern Bloc chicks can´t wait to ride doughy Yankee bodies like they´re the last horses out of town pre-Cossack invasion. Of course, there does turn out to be a catch. But who needs an Achilles tendon when you get ass like this as a trade-off?
8. The Wicker Man
“Hm, so our creepy psychological thriller has a musical number. How exactly do you make it palatable for the back-row-of-the-theater crowd? Oh! We´ll have the song sung by a buck naked Britt Ekland! Brilliant!” The original Wicker Man definitely scores in this regard, but it has a long way to go before it reaches the nonstop hilarity that was the Nicolas Cage Wicker Man.
7. Friday the 13th
You can´t really mess with a classic formula like this. A summer camp. A remote cabin. Two teenagers. Enough raging hormones to power a load lifter. The old “have sex, then die” routine was born out of scenes like this; and it´s a reason why Friday endures. So many boys became men during the course of this franchise.
6. The Return of the Living Dead
This slightly-decomposing-tongue-in-pockmarked-cheek take on the zombie movie gave itself a little challenge: How do you surpass the legendary George Romero? More zombies? No. Bloodier deaths? Not really. Aha! How about a random striptease in the middle of a cemetery? Talk about earning your paycheck.
That would be it for now… I shall continue the list in the next entry. As for now, I will have to do a horror marathon and check out maxim’s list for now. I suggest you do the same thing and see this hot nude celebrities.
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This post was written by admin on November 17, 2008