Britney’s Snatch

Topping the list of today’s most controversial Hollywood celebrities would be Britney Spears. No matter who you set up against her, when it comes to the Paparazzi’s favorite prey to swarm on, she would still be the top choice. The last 5 years obviously had been one hell of roller coaster ride for her career and personal life. Who would ever forget her hair shaving episode, her battle against K Fed for the custody for the kids, her battle to keep herself from all the bad publicity, and her numerous snatch shots? But then again, any kind of publicity is still a publicity, right? Now here is one publicity shot that became a worldwide favorite from totallycrap.com:

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More about Britney in the next post…

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This post was written by admin on March 10, 2009

Legally Bare

Who would have thought that the blond sorority leader in the movie “Legally Blonde” and the naive little rich girl from the controversial movie “Cruel Intentions” have already bared her perky cans in the big screen? Reese Witherspoon is often perceived as the wholesome type but once you see her movie Twilight (1998). Your perception of this cute blond will totally change.

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This post was written by admin on March 2, 2009

The Kat of Tom

Personally I was surprised when I read about the engagement of TomKat. Next to Dakota Fanning, Katie Holmes is the last person that I expect to tie the knots with Tom Cruise. But after seeing Katie Holmes naked pictures, I can’t blame Tom Cruise for getting hitched with this hotty after only being in a relationship for 2 months. They had a Scientology marriage ceremony in a Medieval Castle in Italy. Katie Holmes started out as “Joey Potter” in the hit Teen series Dawson’s Creek, winning the role by sending her audition tape via fed ex. Now, she is getting more media attention than what she has bargained for.

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This post was written by admin on February 20, 2009

Jessica Simpson Still Hot Under those Mommy Pants?

Of course everyone was astounded to spot the latest pics of Jessica Simpson sporting a high waist jeans over her more “curvaceous” body. This new look stirred both surfers and the entertainment industry as to how it has gotten to this in so little time. A site asked the opinion of their followers about Jessica’s weight and to that, one replied “Dang, I’d still do her…” I’m sure a lot of you feels the same way. Whether or not you share his opinion, it’s nice to know that you still get to spot pics like these strewn around the internet. As for her weight issues, who cares? I’m sure a lot of men out there has at one time or another wanked off with her as their muse.

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This post was written by admin on February 17, 2009

Babies and Lohan

Ms. Botswana who won the Miss Universe title in 1994 was asked whether the winner of the title should be allowed to keep the crown if she gets pregnant. To that she replied: “Personally, I think it should not in any way interrupt her duties. She should be allowed to celebrate her femininity.”

And what better way to celebrate femininity than to carry 8 kids in your belly? That’s right, eight babies! The news have hit the international news scene a few days ago and people have been curious as to how the hell it happened. I won’t be surprised if the babies end up claustrophobic when they grow up cause hell it ought to be really really cramped in there…

But just when you think that’s astounding, get ready for this. Even before she bore 8 bouncing babies, this woman already had six babies! No, not six individual babies -quintuplets! Now that’s girl power.

I wish the parents good luck and congratulations. They should wish that none of them would grow up to become like lesbo Lindsay whose career is just like her weight — totally going down on the scale. According to reports, the movie she was supposed to star in was given to “Mean Girls” star Amanda Seyfried. Looks like we will be getting a lot of naughty showbiz pics from Lindsay Lohan again pretty soon.

And to that dear Lindsey, we are looking forward to…

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This post was written by admin on January 30, 2009

Simply Fabulous

When I think of the words fabulous, or goddess, or sex symbol, only one name crosses my mind: Angelina Jolie. Like Manilyn Monroe, Angelina exudes a sensuality that isn’t restricted to stripping off her clothes, and while Jolie disrobes with every other movie she makes, she’s still head and shoulders above the rest of the nude celebrities that have come along in contemporary cinema.

In an era where showing one’s tits and bush in mainstream movies is no longer a rarity (though the novelty never really vanishes, one must admit) Jolie’s nudity still carries the sensory impact that leaves the audience, men and women alike, simply awestruck by the stunning beauty that is the simple perfection that is Angelina. When Jolie enters a scene she lights up the screen unlike any other actress out there,  like a glowing deity that chooses to walk the Earth. Larger than life, maybe. Simply fabulous? Definitely. There is only one.

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This post was written by admin on November 24, 2008

Stripped bare as the world watches…

The human body is a beautiful thing. At least I think so. When I see photos of nude celebrities, I often think to myself, one day, the body that people will be dying to see will be mine. To be able to wield the power to hold the attention of millions of people and blow their minds with just a sexy undressed pose is something that is pretty much inconceivable. It’s more than just being naked, I think. it’s about sending out an aura of sensuality that goes far beyond mere nudity.

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I think what adds to the allure would be the celebrity mystique. I myself like seeing pictures of nude celebrities because it makes me feel that I’m closer to greatness, it gives me a taste of the larger than life. These people, revered by many, lets us in and lets us peek into something that was previously only left to the imagination, it’s… powerful.

One day, I will have that power. I will now what it’s like to bring millions to my knees as I slowly remove the layers of clothing and reveal my true self, expose more than just a naked body, but my entire naked being.

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This post was written by admin on November 17, 2008

Horrifying Rated

Why do a lot of people watch lousy horror flicks? Besides the fact that some are entertained by ultra violent blood spurting movies, some are always looking forward to the nude scene. Come on, almost all of ‘em cheap steak gory flicks at least one part where the bimbo-est looking hot chick show off stark naked with some soft core scenes. You can bet your ass that the chick will end up being one of the first few victims of the horrendous monster/killer.

Thankfully, throughout the history of the movie industry, there are those noteworthy nude scenes that have scored well with movie critiques. Here below is Maxim.com’s top 10 Most Gratuitous Horror Movie Nude Scenes:

 10. Halloween
What´s creepier than a little kid slapping on a clown mask and going O.J. on his sister? Having his sis be topless and cheerfully postcoital when he does it. It adds a whole sick incestuous dimension to an already messed up premise. The original nailed it perfectly in one five-minute sequence. Hear that, Mr. Zombie? No need for strippers or Nazareth.

9. Hostel
Ah, Europe (well, young American´s fetishized, imaginary version of Europe, anyway)—a place where supermodel-level former Eastern Bloc chicks can´t wait to ride doughy Yankee bodies like they´re the last horses out of town pre-Cossack invasion. Of course, there does turn out to be a catch. But who needs an Achilles tendon when you get ass like this as a trade-off?

8. The Wicker Man
“Hm, so our creepy psychological thriller has a musical number. How exactly do you make it palatable for the back-row-of-the-theater crowd? Oh! We´ll have the song sung by a buck naked Britt Ekland! Brilliant!” The original Wicker Man definitely scores in this regard, but it has a long way to go before it reaches the nonstop hilarity that was the Nicolas Cage Wicker Man.

7. Friday the 13th
You can´t really mess with a classic formula like this. A summer camp. A remote cabin. Two teenagers. Enough raging hormones to power a load lifter. The old “have sex, then die” routine was born out of scenes like this; and it´s a reason why Friday endures. So many boys became men during the course of this franchise.

6. The Return of the Living Dead
This slightly-decomposing-tongue-in-pockmarked-cheek take on the zombie movie gave itself a little challenge: How do you surpass the legendary George Romero? More zombies? No. Bloodier deaths? Not really. Aha! How about a random striptease in the middle of a cemetery? Talk about earning your paycheck.

That would be it for now… I shall continue the list in the next entry. As for now, I will have to do a horror marathon and check out maxim’s list for now. I suggest you do the same thing and see this hot nude celebrities.

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This post was written by admin on November 17, 2008

Bye bye Angelina?

Being in the entertainment industry you need to search far and wide to learn about news worthy stuff… Thank the Lord for creating bloggers who are more than willing to do all the work, I didn’t have to search far and wide at all because of the trusted reports from Perez Hilton. This week, the net’s queen/king of gossip has reported about BBC’s interview with Angelina Jolie. It may be a bad news for everyone but the “Tomb Raider” star may be retiring sooner than expected…

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“Is Angelina Jolie ready to retire? According to reports it seems that way. The mother of six told the BBC, “I don’t plan to keep acting very long.”

Nooooooo!!!!!!

She added, “I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day.” WTF! It’s a bit too soon to be thinking about grandkids, don’t you think?Jolie said she will “work for a few months” longer and then take a year off.

She adds, “I won’t work again probably for another year. So maybe it’ll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it’ll be once every three years.”

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Angelina Jolie, who shed cock stiffening scenes in films like “Original Sin”, “Taking Lives” and “Cyborg 2,” says that she needs to focus more on her kids and handle the responsibilities. If ever she does retire from the show business, a lot of people will definitely miss the hotty. Oh good thing there are people who are kind enough to have recorded every single inch of the naked Angelina Jolie before she totally calls it quits.

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This post was written by admin on November 14, 2008