More about Britney in the next post…

And what better way to celebrate femininity than to carry 8 kids in your belly? That’s right, eight babies! The news have hit the international news scene a few days ago and people have been curious as to how the hell it happened. I won’t be surprised if the babies end up claustrophobic when they grow up cause hell it ought to be really really cramped in there…

But just when you think that’s astounding, get ready for this. Even before she bore 8 bouncing babies, this woman already had six babies! No, not six individual babies -quintuplets! Now that’s girl power.

I wish the parents good luck and congratulations. They should wish that none of them would grow up to become like lesbo Lindsay whose career is just like her weight — totally going down on the scale. According to reports, the movie she was supposed to star in was given to “Mean Girls” star Amanda Seyfried. Looks like we will be getting a lot of naughty showbiz pics from Lindsay Lohan again pretty soon.

And to that dear Lindsey, we are looking forward to…

In an era where showing one’s tits and bush in mainstream movies is no longer a rarity (though the novelty never really vanishes, one must admit) Jolie’s nudity still carries the sensory impact that leaves the audience, men and women alike, simply awestruck by the stunning beauty that is the simple perfection that is Angelina. When Jolie enters a scene she lights up the screen unlike any other actress out there,  like a glowing deity that chooses to walk the Earth. Larger than life, maybe. Simply fabulous? Definitely. There is only one.

I think what adds to the allure would be the celebrity mystique. I myself like seeing pictures of nude celebrities because it makes me feel that I’m closer to greatness, it gives me a taste of the larger than life. These people, revered by many, lets us in and lets us peek into something that was previously only left to the imagination, it’s… powerful.

One day, I will have that power. I will now what it’s like to bring millions to my knees as I slowly remove the layers of clothing and reveal my true self, expose more than just a naked body, but my entire naked being.

Thankfully, throughout the history of the movie industry, there are those noteworthy nude scenes that have scored well with movie critiques. Here below is Maxim.com’s top 10 Most Gratuitous Horror Movie Nude Scenes:

 10. Halloween
What´s creepier than a little kid slapping on a clown mask and going O.J. on his sister? Having his sis be topless and cheerfully postcoital when he does it. It adds a whole sick incestuous dimension to an already messed up premise. The original nailed it perfectly in one five-minute sequence. Hear that, Mr. Zombie? No need for strippers or Nazareth.

9. Hostel
Ah, Europe (well, young American´s fetishized, imaginary version of Europe, anyway)—a place where supermodel-level former Eastern Bloc chicks can´t wait to ride doughy Yankee bodies like they´re the last horses out of town pre-Cossack invasion. Of course, there does turn out to be a catch. But who needs an Achilles tendon when you get ass like this as a trade-off?

8. The Wicker Man
“Hm, so our creepy psychological thriller has a musical number. How exactly do you make it palatable for the back-row-of-the-theater crowd? Oh! We´ll have the song sung by a buck naked Britt Ekland! Brilliant!” The original Wicker Man definitely scores in this regard, but it has a long way to go before it reaches the nonstop hilarity that was the Nicolas Cage Wicker Man.

7. Friday the 13th
You can´t really mess with a classic formula like this. A summer camp. A remote cabin. Two teenagers. Enough raging hormones to power a load lifter. The old “have sex, then die” routine was born out of scenes like this; and it´s a reason why Friday endures. So many boys became men during the course of this franchise.

6. The Return of the Living Dead
This slightly-decomposing-tongue-in-pockmarked-cheek take on the zombie movie gave itself a little challenge: How do you surpass the legendary George Romero? More zombies? No. Bloodier deaths? Not really. Aha! How about a random striptease in the middle of a cemetery? Talk about earning your paycheck.

That would be it for now… I shall continue the list in the next entry. As for now, I will have to do a horror marathon and check out maxim’s list for now. I suggest you do the same thing and see this hot nude celebrities.

Being in the entertainment industry you need to search far and wide to learn about news worthy stuff… Thank the Lord for creating bloggers who are more than willing to do all the work, I didn’t have to search far and wide at all because of the trusted reports from Perez Hilton. This week, the net’s queen/king of gossip has reported about BBC’s interview with Angelina Jolie. It may be a bad news for everyone but the “Tomb Raider” star may be retiring sooner than expected…

“Is Angelina Jolie ready to retire? According to reports it seems that way. The mother of six told the BBC, “I don’t plan to keep acting very long.”

Nooooooo!!!!!!

She added, “I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day.” WTF! It’s a bit too soon to be thinking about grandkids, don’t you think?Jolie said she will “work for a few months” longer and then take a year off.

She adds, “I won’t work again probably for another year. So maybe it’ll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it’ll be once every three years.”

www.perezhilton.com

Angelina Jolie, who shed cock stiffening scenes in films like “Original Sin”, “Taking Lives” and “Cyborg 2,” says that she needs to focus more on her kids and handle the responsibilities. If ever she does retire from the show business, a lot of people will definitely miss the hotty. Oh good thing there are people who are kind enough to have recorded every single inch of the naked Angelina Jolie before she totally calls it quits.