With the fad on vampire literature lately, I’ve grown a fascination with pale chicks with fiery red hair. Actually, I have been digging them since I was a kid. Good thing Met-Art have a couple of these mysteriously sexy looking creatures up at their site…
The Babe….
The Douche…
I know it’s cute and all but why would you want to scare an infant?
Scared Baby – Watch more funny videos here
JERK!!!
Posted under Met-Art, babes and douches
This post was written by admin on January 23, 2009
I am the type of person who has to go in a vacation 4 times a year– minimum. Doesn’t matter if its a cheap vacation just as long as I get to stretch out in front of the ocean for an entire three days. But after seeing these Met-Art girls, I just have to raise my bar a little higher… Who would not want ending up cruising in a nice boat with these two hanging out in the dock?
Posted under Met-Art, babes and douches
This post was written by admin on January 21, 2009
If she was a car, I would not mind banging her… Who would not get naughty thoughts with a babe like Danielle around? This car crazed chick can be compared to a Ferrari, she’s sleek, sophisticated and sure is one hell of a ride.
This German chick loves tattoos. But more than tattoos, she loves cars, not in the sense that cars are status symbols but because just like cars, she likes her life to be fast-paced. Danielle grew up with men around her so she is just as much of a grease monkey as most men. She is on the business of restoring classic cars with a friend. She confessed she even had a lot of firsts in her beat-up old volks that she still have parked in one end of her garage…
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This post was written by admin on January 19, 2009
It was one hell of a holiday season with the recession and everything but with the New Year comes new batches of babes worth numbing your right/left hand for. It’s been months since I featured one of ‘em Twisty’s treats, so now let me present the year opener gal of Babes and Douches — Ashlynn Brooke. No one really gives a shit if those twin peaks are real or not but it sure sure is one that you would love to run your tongue through… err… sorry too much info…
The Babe…
The Douche…
I never get to mention who I consider the bigger douche than Bush last 2008 so to start the year of, I will feature last year’s biggest douche. Or shall I say the biggest set of douches for eternity — the baby rapists. Lat 2008, there are a lot of reports of fathers raping their baby daughters who haven’t even grown their teeth yet. I can still stomach rapists of women but damn, why would you rape a baby for crying out loud?! And your own baby for that matter.
I’m not being a moralist, I just thought its plain gross and monstrous. I won’t say I hope they all get raped and damned here in earth and in hell cause I bet thousands of people have already wished that. But then again I still wish they will.. like right now?
Posted under Twisty's, babes and douches
This post was written by admin on January 15, 2009
It has been a connotation on most beauty pageants that this is just a spectacle of stunning half naked beauties with empty heads on top of racy and impressive bodies. Well that’s why you call it beauty pageants, moron! With the way I see it, there are two reasons as to why detractors look at them this way:
Either they are disappointed that someone so pretty would turn out to be so dumb OR they are merely belting their frustrations on them because they weren’t lucky to have been as aesthetically gifted as these contestants; therefore turning them into pompous arrogant little twerps/old hags.
If you are looking for brains, go and watch “Beat the geeks” “Jeopardy “or “Super Minds.” Don’t expect that these ladies would answer the 1 million question like “How many victims were there in the French Revolution?” Do you really want to say stupid remarks at a person because in spite of being a Nobel prize winner he looks like the missing link? The point is, you really can’t have EVERYTHING, what part of that can’t you understand? These women are there because they want to compete and if they do say stupid things at times, well mainly it’s because they do stupid things just like the guy reading this post right now.
And to give credits to Ms.Teen Carolina, we’re going to post this video:
Miss South Carolina Redemption – The funniest movie is here. Find it
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This post was written by admin on December 21, 2008
Do you know one of the inspirations as to why we formed the Miss World XXX? It is because of videos like these:
Miss Teen USA South Carolina – More amazing videos are a click away
Janina San Miguel – Bb. Pilipinas 2008 Q&A (complete) – The most amazing videos are a click away
So what have we all learned here? Always bring a map…
Kidding… Don’t get me wrong; what we are trying to point out is not the joviality of the moment but the fact that these women can still stand there with their composure intact while a monkey wrench got stuck in the wheels of their brains. That is something that you wouldn’t want happening to you. Oh you’d wish there won’t be anyone with a camera standing within a kilometer radius. Let us see you go through just that.
Oh and by the way, the girl in the first video took third place (correct me if I’m wrong) and the second girl went on as the representative of the Ms. World beauty pageant. Watching this is twice as good as seeing Angelina Jolie naked.
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This post was written by admin on December 15, 2008
Here is another one of our youngsters in Miss World XXX. Seeing teenagers like this contestant makes me look at the future in a brighter perspective. Arianna, in spite of the fact that she bears everything in this site is a goal oriented teen who drives herself to the farthest of her abilities.
Unlike some teens her age, this girl is comfortable reading court room based novels and watching the Discovery channel. She says she is not really expecting to win the Miss World XXX pageant but joining is a way to prove to herself of her social abilities and pride in herself. This petite pretty faced chick wants to become a lawyer someday and bearing herself nude in the internet is something that will not stop her from achieving her dreams… She admitsthat she have a thing for older men and her first experience was with a man a few years older than her. I’d say that dude is one lucky bloke.
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This post was written by admin on December 14, 2008
With the Recession going on I am in no mood for almost anything. People around me lose their jobs, I have been loosing a lot of freelance work and almost everyone who is not bankrupt yet is on the verge of declaring their bankruptcy… Now now, I know I’m not being a sport about this by hauling it all out here but gawdddd things are getting more and more difficult and I’m sure I’m not alone when I say things are getting suckier and suckier by the minute. To ease the pain in our pockets, I can’t help but crave for a long warm bath with a babe from Met-Art waiting by the tub…
The babe…
The Douche….
After all the bitching out I did, right now he is the number one douche….
Need I say more?
Posted under Met-Art, babes and douches
This post was written by admin on December 11, 2008
Now here is a video of an ex-beauty title holder who can’t help but steal the scene away from her predecessor…
I’m not really sure which beauty pageant this is from but whatever country she is representing, wearing a bra must not be the “in” thing. I can already imagine her face while watching reruns of the pageant thinking “so this must be what my mother warned me from when I started to stop wearing my bra…” This should serve as a warning for those who would plan to pop in 10 pills a day right after you had your initial fitting to the gown shop… This is exactly what happens to nude celebrities who never get the chance to sign any contracts before showing off their areolas in live television. Much that it was an “accident” I really don’t mind seeing more of these little slips once in a while.
Beauty pageant Nip Slip – Click here for more amazing videos
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This post was written by admin on December 8, 2008
Seeing our next contestant reminds me of wine. To be particular White Russian- she has this intoxicating effect of vodka with the tangy bitterness of coffee that is very addictive and the sweetness and youthful flavor of milk concocted perfectly on the rocks.
Franziska is not your ordinary young woman. She possess a bright aura that is visible to everyone who sees her. This girl admits that she is still stuck in her youth — a party lover who takes things very slowly but takes giant leaps that would take you by surprise. This playful girl confessed that she is equally playful when it comes to bed. So gents, be careful because just like vodka, this girl will lead you on to the bottom of the bottle but put you down in your last shot.
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This post was written by admin on December 8, 2008
