Lightspeed is one of the most successful affiliates of Miss World XXX and their members have been witnesses as to how they become this successful in the industry. Well to tell you frankly anyone who would give me this kind of view is a champ for me… Folks, here is Vanilla Deville and Taylor Little to bring you the kind of entertainment suitable for your testosterone’s needs.

The babes…

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Our featured contestant for the day is one of the boss’ friends from the beautiful country of Italy. Now don’t get the impression that we here will be biased because as we have mentioned before, we are upholding equal opportunity to every women out there who wants to join… Anyhoots, this babe is 100% Italian but she is now residing in the US. And I’m sure you know what Italian women are popular for wink wink..

23 year old Christa is in adult business but she’s not what you thinks she is, this babe is actually a program manager for PlatinumClub.com — a site claiming to have the largest adult library on the web so probably it really is worth the peek. Christa is also a part time model so as you can see in her pics, she knows how to make love with the camera… With that said, I wish I am a camera.

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The boss forwarded to me a portion of an article that feature comments of Marc Faber about the US Economy. Who is Marc Faber? Beats me! The only thing I know is that he is presently residing in an Asian country, he knows things and he is popular enough to be quoted.

Anyway, since a lot of Americans are contemplating over the fact that most of their hard earned dollars are playing Houdini, he pointed out where the money has gone vacationing to:

He says that if Americans spend on Wal-MArt, money goes to China.
If spent on gasoline, it goes to the Arabs
If spent on computers it goes to India
If spent on fruits and vegetables it goes to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If spent on a good car, it goes to German and Japan,
If spent on useless crap it goes to Taiwan.

And the only way to get it back in here is to spend it on prostitues and beer

Of course a lot of people have these negative comments about the statement so in time, he apologized for the error. He says in fact

“American buys a US-branded computer, the money won’t go to
India . The money goes to Taiwan , South Korea , Singapore and Malaysia
which produce the components, and a small amount goes to China , which
assembles the computer. India produces lots of computer software, not
hardware.

Taiwan doesn’t make useless crap anymore. China is still doing it until it
graduates in about 10 years’ time. Taiwan & Hong Kong were at it some 30 years
ago, and Japan some 40 years ago.

Beer is no longer American since Inbev bought over Budweiser, making the
beer Belgian-Brazilian.”

The moral of this article: Buy American Made porn, at least that way, you know that its the US that is benefiting from it.

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There’s so much to love about this young chick Jordan Capri. Lightspeed girls are after all known for having spectacular taste for putting up the hottest youngsters who want to bare their beavers on the net. Jordan Capri never cease to have fresh new contents that’s why we never get tired of going back…

The babe…

The Douche…

I practically lost my job after the boss discovered that Gandhi is the douche for today’s feature. But apparently, much that a lot of us including myself revere Gandhi for all his works and teachings, there is one particular thing that got him in the list of douches. Years ago when his wife was sick, she was prescribed with Penicillin but because of belief, Gandhi refused treatment for his wife, thus she died.Years after, it was his turn to get sick of Malaria, and out of doctor’s prescription he was persuaded to take medicines. Because of his decision for his wife, you might think that he refused medicine for himself but NO.. he gulped down every morsel of medicine that was given to him so he lived. Personally, that’s being a douche for me. Thanks SXE Phil for telling us the story, but I tell you, honestly this really didn’t lessen my respect for the old man. He is after all, just a… man.

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I hate this girl. She is mocking everyone of us -man, woman and even the gay people… Why? Cause she is just perfect – she has this long jet black hair with playful red strip, sensual mouth, hot ass, perfect body, she is young, ambitious, talented and I CAN’T HAVE HER. I hate her so much. For those people who are with me, you might want to know who she is — her name is Karla, another representative from the land of hot women, Venezuela.

Karla is an 18 year old chick who is studying Tourism. She loves taking pictures of almost anything around her. She always have a blast hanging out with her friends and doing things with them. God knows what kind of things she is doing with her friends but definitely that’s something I would love to find out.

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When I think of the words fabulous, or goddess, or sex symbol, only one name crosses my mind: Angelina Jolie. Like Manilyn Monroe, Angelina exudes a sensuality that isn’t restricted to stripping off her clothes, and while Jolie disrobes with every other movie she makes, she’s still head and shoulders above the rest of the nude celebrities that have come along in contemporary cinema.

In an era where showing one’s tits and bush in mainstream movies is no longer a rarity (though the novelty never really vanishes, one must admit) Jolie’s nudity still carries the sensory impact that leaves the audience, men and women alike, simply awestruck by the stunning beauty that is the simple perfection that is Angelina. When Jolie enters a scene she lights up the screen unlike any other actress out there,  like a glowing deity that chooses to walk the Earth. Larger than life, maybe. Simply fabulous? Definitely. There is only one.

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Just when I thought that my relationship with Met-Art girls will be over, why do I have to spot this babe? WHY?! Don’t you just wish you have these babes to shower with? Scrubbing you all over and… ulk… I know I know, I have to stop. Getting a view of these hot chicks would make you want to go dirty and ache for some soaping. I just love the perv in me..

The babe…babes rather 

The Douche… 

The Question is WHY???

still… WHY??? Seriously?

Posted under Met-Art, babes and douches

What I love about Miss World is the fact that almost all our contestants have very interesting stories to their lives and even their names. Chastity is not exactly different. She is another one of our hot Russian candidates who have much reverence to herself, yep she has quite an issue with too much self love, it even came to the point that she consulted a psychiatrist for it.

Turns out, Chastity who oddly grew up in a traditional Catholic family (odd given the religious background of Russia) was sheltered and nurtured excessively by her parents. The well loved girl have been self-absorbed since she was very young. Certain events have cost her into becoming more approachable and charitable towards other people. Don’t be fooled by her name though, this babe may be young and she may have quite a promising name but this babe is all for a great time. She didn’t admit her kinks and the degree of her sexuality but we are positive that this babe has a lot in stored in her.

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Yep, we haven’t gotten over these Met Art girls just yet, and I’m gonna bet to my last unprotected sex that you haven’t either. Met Art has been providing us with these muses since 1999 and I’m sure I’m not alone when I say they haven’t failed us till now…

The Babe…

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Our hot representative from Bolivia is very proud about one thing — her tight relationship with the people around he ohh and her ability to please them in so many ways. Personally I am more excited about the latter. Vanessa a 22 year old girl from Bolivia is one babe who speaks her mind and is not ashamed of admitting odd things about herself. She is presently a student taking up political science in one of the local universities in Bolivia.

One of th craziest experiences that she did with her ex is very funny but I bet a lot of people might consider doing it. Vanessa and her ex have just finished with a major exams and they are both so stressed but going to the spa is quite expensive. So, they decided to go to a hotel and go exactly to the recreation area where they tried out the pool, the hot tub and other amenities they even made out in the shower room. Once their done they marched out of the hotel without paying a cent…

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