A lot of us loves smut in all its dirt and glory. But personally, I have this kink for classy nudes that have high quality like the models of Met Art. Our feature for today is from their gallery en titled Karminas. God knows where the name of the gallery came from but whatever it was based from I’m sure its synonymous to this glamorous babe…

The Babe…

The Douche

Ever wondered what government officials write down their pads during very important meetings concerning the entire country?

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There are quite a lot of interesting anecdotes that you can hear from people from Asian countries. After all, most countries in Asia have a very colorful culture including the Islands of Philippines. That’s what we have learned from Philippines’ representative for Miss World XXX — Tanya.

Tanya have been a good patron of the arts. She loves painting and photography and does modeling as well. She usually models nude for art photos and judging from the pictures in her gallery, we are not wondering how she landed in a lot of those art photos. As for sex, Tanya is quite as open about it as she is open about art. She would be someone you will love to spend cold nights with for not only is she a creative girl but she makes it a point to put her ideas into practice.

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Last time I featured the top 6-10  of the famous nude celebrities in horror flicks- a seemingly required element for a successful scary reel. So here now is the continuation of the recent post from Maxim.com

5. Halloween
That´s right, the John Carpenter flick scores a second spot on the list. All you have to say to die-hard Halloween fans is “see anything you like?” and they know exactly what you´re talking about: a pigtailed P.J. Soles giving a sheet-covered Michael Myers a little prestab eye candy. Such perfection once again begs the question: What the hell was Rob Zombie thinking? You can´t hang with the Carpenter, man.

1. Carrie
Brian De Palma, if there was some kind of gratuitous nudity award (The Pokies?), you would earn yourself a lifetime achievement award for Carrie alone. Few directors go for nudity DURING THE OPENING CREDITS. Even fewer go for FULL BUSH SHOTS IN THE OPENING CREDITS. You are a wonder, Mr. De Palma. Our jaws are forever agape at your work. Just…wow.

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Check out whats cooking in Nubiles! If you want curvy youngsters to wank off to, you will have to check out Sue… This young babe is the type that you would want served with your pancakes in any time of the day…

The Babe… 

The Douche…

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Gabby here one of the representatives of USA for Miss World XXX is only counting the days till she fulfill her life long dream — to be able to get a job that requires her to live along the beach. Gabby used to live in a villa along the beach with her family but ever since her father passed away, their family went back to the US. She have longed for the old life that she got accustomed to when she was younger. Ever since they transferred back to the US they started running a small business and they have been saving up to purchase their dream house along the beach. Gabby is planning to put up a shack where tourists can buy some of their goods.

Speaking of goods, this chick has a lot of nice ones that you can salivate over. Check out her picture gallery and see them for yourself. Gabby is goal oriented and she will do everything to get to her goal. Her dream guy would be someone who enjoys water and sand as much as she does. She is quite the romantic type and wouldn’t mind the idea of “making love under the stars…” How is that for a treat?

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It was a parade of photos and bios of people, and I immediately felt how small I truly was when faced with the magnitude of the human population. So many people in the world, a great number of which looking for that one person to spend at least a few good moments with. Is loneliness so rampant that this many people, including myself, has turned to the anonymity of online dating for a thin hope of happiness? I guess so.

There I was, alone, in my room, a room only lit by the glimmer of my computer monitor, looking… searching for someone that would lift me up from this shroud of isolation. There’s a shadow of thrill to this activity, seeing only a small part of a person’s personality and not really knowing if the entire package is going to work out well. I wonder what the people who are checking out my profile are thinking. Are they looking beyond my picture, looking past my physical appearance and taking a genuine interest in who I really am?

I wonder how they view me? Do they think I’m desperate? Do they see me as merely a potential lay and nothing more? So many questions, questions that I can’t stop myself from asking. I continue to browse… looking for an answer.

— sentiments of a self confessed online dating addict

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Do you want to hang out with someone who you can toss bottle of beers over a Yankees game? Someone whom you can share a Large sized pepperoni pizza with without leaving any left overs? Someone who doesn’t think that Ronaldo De Asis Moreira is the leading man to a Spanish soap? Someone you can shoot some hoops with without worrying that she will break a nail? Someone you can get on with without having to succumb to annoying girly dramas? Well search no further cause Jamee is here.

Jamee is a 25 year old Jersey girl who grew up surrounded by boys. So if you want to know the latest standings of every NBA player, you can go and ask Jamee… This girl also knows a lot about automobiles, she admitted that she is quite a grease monkey herself. Her vast interest for guy stuff is bordering to obsession. But the best part of this is that she still prefer men… “The only pussy I wanna see is my own…”

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The human body is a beautiful thing. At least I think so. When I see photos of nude celebrities, I often think to myself, one day, the body that people will be dying to see will be mine. To be able to wield the power to hold the attention of millions of people and blow their minds with just a sexy undressed pose is something that is pretty much inconceivable. It’s more than just being naked, I think. it’s about sending out an aura of sensuality that goes far beyond mere nudity.

I think what adds to the allure would be the celebrity mystique. I myself like seeing pictures of nude celebrities because it makes me feel that I’m closer to greatness, it gives me a taste of the larger than life. These people, revered by many, lets us in and lets us peek into something that was previously only left to the imagination, it’s… powerful.

One day, I will have that power. I will now what it’s like to bring millions to my knees as I slowly remove the layers of clothing and reveal my true self, expose more than just a naked body, but my entire naked being.

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Whether we deny it or not, men have this thing for younger babes. While a lot of guys out there are waiting for Walt Disney teens stars to flash their young boobies or even better their little beavers, its just won’t happen as easily as Paris earns her ticket to jail. So instead we bring you one of the hot young faces from Nubiles to give you some preview of her dashing bosom and crevice.

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Why do a lot of people watch lousy horror flicks? Besides the fact that some are entertained by ultra violent blood spurting movies, some are always looking forward to the nude scene. Come on, almost all of ‘em cheap steak gory flicks at least one part where the bimbo-est looking hot chick show off stark naked with some soft core scenes. You can bet your ass that the chick will end up being one of the first few victims of the horrendous monster/killer.

Thankfully, throughout the history of the movie industry, there are those noteworthy nude scenes that have scored well with movie critiques. Here below is Maxim.com’s top 10 Most Gratuitous Horror Movie Nude Scenes:

 10. Halloween
What´s creepier than a little kid slapping on a clown mask and going O.J. on his sister? Having his sis be topless and cheerfully postcoital when he does it. It adds a whole sick incestuous dimension to an already messed up premise. The original nailed it perfectly in one five-minute sequence. Hear that, Mr. Zombie? No need for strippers or Nazareth.

9. Hostel
Ah, Europe (well, young American´s fetishized, imaginary version of Europe, anyway)—a place where supermodel-level former Eastern Bloc chicks can´t wait to ride doughy Yankee bodies like they´re the last horses out of town pre-Cossack invasion. Of course, there does turn out to be a catch. But who needs an Achilles tendon when you get ass like this as a trade-off?

8. The Wicker Man
“Hm, so our creepy psychological thriller has a musical number. How exactly do you make it palatable for the back-row-of-the-theater crowd? Oh! We´ll have the song sung by a buck naked Britt Ekland! Brilliant!” The original Wicker Man definitely scores in this regard, but it has a long way to go before it reaches the nonstop hilarity that was the Nicolas Cage Wicker Man.

7. Friday the 13th
You can´t really mess with a classic formula like this. A summer camp. A remote cabin. Two teenagers. Enough raging hormones to power a load lifter. The old “have sex, then die” routine was born out of scenes like this; and it´s a reason why Friday endures. So many boys became men during the course of this franchise.

6. The Return of the Living Dead
This slightly-decomposing-tongue-in-pockmarked-cheek take on the zombie movie gave itself a little challenge: How do you surpass the legendary George Romero? More zombies? No. Bloodier deaths? Not really. Aha! How about a random striptease in the middle of a cemetery? Talk about earning your paycheck.

That would be it for now… I shall continue the list in the next entry. As for now, I will have to do a horror marathon and check out maxim’s list for now. I suggest you do the same thing and see this hot nude celebrities.

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