Indeed, this babe have the most appropriate name for her looks. Pervs and gentlemen, here is one of our youngsters in Miss World XXX – Bella. Bella just turned 18 this year and she’s more than ready to venture into the adult world. Most of her friends tell her that she has a mature way of looking at things in spite of the fact that she is the youngest from her siblings and, physically her face looks like she just turned 16

Bella have been looking at her options now that she is basically legal to do everything that most adults can do. In spite of the fact that she is already 18, she still considers a lot of things before jumping into decisions. Like most teenagers, she loves to hang out but unlike them, Bella isn’t much of a party goer instead she loves staying in cozy cafes having conversations with people who are older than her, talking about art, music and literature. She is a fine young woman who has a good perspective in life.

Being brought up by a Catholic family, she confessed that she hasn’t had much sexual experience yet and is still waiting for the right man for it. Whoever is that lucky bastard should be celebrating now cause this babe has a lot in her that only the chosen (lucky) few will experience…

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Get ready for our featured hottie for the day. Since a lot of you have enjoyed the previous model from Twistys, we’re here to show you another babe that will surely get you scintillated. She is blond, brainy, bold and beautiful. Need I say more B adjectives? Oh and you should check out her bountiful bosom! Here is Brea Benett for you…

The Babe… 

The Douche…

Today’s douche is the guy who went to the Emergency room to have his ass operated on. He underwent a surgery to take out a potato out of his asshole. Yes a potato.

The Excuse:

 He said he was fixing up curtains by the kitchen window without his clothes on. According to him, he slipped and fell flat on  his ass at the kitchen table and smacked his anus exactly on a potato that he left by the kitchen table.

 The problem:

1) Why would you be fixing a window stark naked? I mean come on, some people do it with their shirts off, but without your pants on?! Dude, does you neighbor have a fetish for men who are cleaning windows?

2)  Everyone have seen all the weird vegetables that people poke inside their organs like say cucumber, eggplant,  radish or… gerbil? But why potato? WHY?

 3) Even if your elaborate excuse is real, who would believe that you weren’t uhh.. pleasuring yourself with a potato?

Thanks Fluffee for that story, it totally made my perspective of human behavior a more obscure than the usual.

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Being in the entertainment industry you need to search far and wide to learn about news worthy stuff… Thank the Lord for creating bloggers who are more than willing to do all the work, I didn’t have to search far and wide at all because of the trusted reports from Perez Hilton. This week, the net’s queen/king of gossip has reported about BBC’s interview with Angelina Jolie. It may be a bad news for everyone but the “Tomb Raider” star may be retiring sooner than expected…

“Is Angelina Jolie ready to retire? According to reports it seems that way. The mother of six told the BBC, “I don’t plan to keep acting very long.”

Nooooooo!!!!!!

She added, “I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day.” WTF! It’s a bit too soon to be thinking about grandkids, don’t you think?Jolie said she will “work for a few months” longer and then take a year off.

She adds, “I won’t work again probably for another year. So maybe it’ll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it’ll be once every three years.”

www.perezhilton.com

Angelina Jolie, who shed cock stiffening scenes in films like “Original Sin”, “Taking Lives” and “Cyborg 2,” says that she needs to focus more on her kids and handle the responsibilities. If ever she does retire from the show business, a lot of people will definitely miss the hotty. Oh good thing there are people who are kind enough to have recorded every single inch of the naked Angelina Jolie before she totally calls it quits.

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I have always wondered how this reformed goth queen found her way into our database. From Kristy’s looks alone you would have never imagined that she used to wear dark make-up and had her hair dyed in black.

Kristy had always believed that attention is overrated and that her life would be so much better is she just stayed out of the spotlight. Thank God she changed her mind..

On Saturday nights you could find her hitting the bars and hitting on men. She’s not afraid to play around with men , well, at least not anymore. She likes getting drunk and having a ball. Life is short and she wants to spend every minute of her life partying her ass off.

Of course she still has her goals. A few years from now she plans on settling down with then right man. Her ideal man would be someone who could handle an eccentric woman such as herself. She’s a person who likes to stay in control of things.

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I can’t think of how exactly I can make things more entertaining for everyone so I decided to make a daily post featuring two of our favorite types of people: the babe who isn’t too ecstatic about covering up and the douche who in spite of being an ass will solicit some laughs from a hefty some.

The Babe….

Here is Twisty’s September Babe Mandy Lyn. Who cares about her stats? The only thing you would think of once you get to see this babe is how you could fit your head in the middle of those bazoomas…

The Douche…

One day, three friends went to this “Gentlemen’s Club.” One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The “dancer” came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute… then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.

— www.aardvarkarchie.com

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Yesterday, I told you about the coworker who I spotted in his cubicle “rendezvous-ing” with someone in an online dating site. Seriously, it’s not something that you should be ashamed of because there isn’t anything embarrassing about getting to know random people without the dangers of getting into “it” too quickly. (“It” being sex/serious emotional investments/weird proposal/ severe rejection) I have to admit that I had some serious “beating” in the net messenger the entire morning from that coworker. Everyone in the office knew it was him, and because he wasn’t a sport about it, I’m writing about every single bit and morsel of information about his online escapade… I kid, I kid, for I do value my life, I’m not about to give up my career/ life over exposing somebody’s online romance.

As I was saying, there is nothing wrong with online dating especially if you aren’t expecting too much out of it. That is the key to a successful online date – DO NOT EXPECT TOO MUCH… Let me expound on that and some other things too.

When I say do not expect too much, you have to consider that people who are going to these sites may be as skeptical as you are at first because we may never know the quirks of the people we meet online. It’s possible that most of them are not exactly setting their best foot forward and some of them may be hard selling themselves.

Lying with people you chat with as much as it may seem convenient is not really a good thing in online dating. You may keep personal things like real contact details, location and stuff like that but never lie about what kind of person you really are. It’s not always comfortable to hide behind a 24 year old girl’s character if you are 42. You are not only fooling the person you are talking to, you are also fooling yourself. Be aware of the fact that people in these kinds of sites vary in age, gender, race and interests so, there’s no point in pretending.

Invest in sites that seem promising. There are sites like say… fling.com that should get you hooked with a person who is a perfect match.  Gawd, its only 25 fucking dollars dating a hooker should cost you like… twice… You go online dating because you want quality time, right? It’s for meeting new people that you can share your interests with or possibly hook up with. Don’t go on preying on victims for sex, if you want to screw, go get a hooker…

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Beauty pageant contestants don’t really grow up thinking they would become one. They grow up thinking they’ll be pop stars, lawyers, doctors, news reporters… anything but a beauty contestant. The same story goes for Hayley. She grew up wanting to be a tour guide.

I couldn’t really blame her. She grew up in the UK. With that country being beautiful enough as it is, she would hardly have to do anything. Her friend taught her the tricks of the trade and soon after she was giving tours on her own.

But that wasn’t enough for her. This bombshell wanted more. Like a true patriot she wanted to do more for her country. That was when she decided she wanted to gain enough exposure and possibly join a beauty contest

Now she’s hell bent on landing a spot in any beauty contest including Miss World XXX. Teasing her, I even asked if she’ll have sex with a judge to get to where she wants to go. Imagine my surprise when she told me yes.

This 25 year old chick is dead serious and will sleep with anyone to be a star. I kid, I kid… But sometimes I wish its for real cause from what I heard, she’s a certified freak in bed. You have got to love her

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I came up to one of the artists to have an image edited but instead of asking him through online messenger, I went up to his cubicle to personally ask him. My mistake… the poor guy struggled to minimize one of his screens. Apparently, he was into online dating and he wasn’t too ecstatic to let us know about it. In awkward moments like these, I always put up my best “I didn’t see anything” face, but that didn’t really do anything to ease his flushed face and his hurt ego.

What I do not understand is that in spite of the fact that online dating sites have listed thousands and thousands of new members each month, people still try to hide the fact that they go to these dating sites to expand their social circle and hopefully end up in a romantic frenzy with other online dating service users like them. After all, a lot of things are less shameful if it were patronized by numbers, right? Here are some facts I’ve heard about people who are into online dating:

· Some people just can’t deal with a flat NO. Getting turned down online is less hurtful than the getting turned down face to face. At the same time, people are more comfortable saying what they feel so it’s easier to say “fuck you, fugly bitch” if ever you get turned down.

· Uncertainty is a good excuse to lie. In real life it’s hard to come up with a lie straight faced because the person you are lying to is bound to find out the real deal at one point At some degree, some dating site users lie about who they really are because in defense, they say that they’re not too sure whether the person they are talking to are lying as well. If things work out well, they can always say the truth. <!–[endif]–>

· You can’t photoshop yourself in real life. At one point of your life, you don’t have love handles or you didn’t sport this ridiculous hairstyle that you are wearing at the present. You can’t rationalize your repulsive look by saying “I once looked like Christian Slater” plainly because it’s stupid. Online, you can post a great picture of yourself and hope to God that you would be able to look like you are 25 by the time the two of you meet.

· You cannot be accused as a sexual predator so easily. Now why would I still have to explain that?

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“I have always wanted to be a ramp model… but my boobs doesn’t agree with me…”

While a lot of women (and men) would die to score ‘em huge titties, not most of them are too ecstatic about huge racks at all. And once, one of our Miss World XXX contestants, Holly McGuire is included in this category of women.

Ever since she was a teenager, Holly have always wanted to become a ramp model.  But since she is sporting a pair of Ds, she had been turned down over and over by various designers. She even attempted to join America’s top model but after seeing everyone else in the line, she decided to go home. Modeling industry has traditionally been a home for people who have extreme features– body too thin or too voluptuous, cheek too chiseled, legs too long, skin too pale or too dark… they never settle for those who are… just right.

In spite of her beauty, Holly couldn’t take advantage of it at all because of her enormous boobs. Works for pervs but the fashion industry just won’t take big breasted women seriously. She confessed that there were agents who told her she was better off in the adult industry.

Being a good natured person, Holly didn’t take it all negatively, instead she simply thought: “SUCK IT UP ASSHOLES!” Instead of trying to fit in, she let fashion adjust itself for her… Being a self-confessed fashion addict, she design clothes that are perfect for girls like her and she modeled them herself. She is now running a small boutique in their city and she is now very confident about everything about herself. She says all it takes is guts, self love and pessimism and you can achieve anything.

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Among all the girls who are trying to score the “Ugly Betty” look, Kat has to be the hottest one. Miss World XXX fans, don’t get fooled by the specs cause behind it is cunning and good natured little Kat who always has something up her sleeve for everyone close to her. This girl admits that she often drowns in her own world where she is usually either reading a book, or watching movies. She also confessed that once in her life she dreamed on becoming a nun… Books and movies sure do a lot to change your perspective of the world cause right now instead of imprisoning herself on the church, she is working as a staff for a popular educational channel as a researcher. She says that she doesn’t like the idea of being pursued by men just by mere physical attraction so unlike most women you will find her in the most comfortable outfits. Hey, not a lot of women would look as hot as her in jeans and sweatshirt!

The kinkiest experience she had was doing it in the cave in a recent exploration she had with some of the TV staff. “We we’re supposed to be searching for some stalactites but I ended up doing the missionary with the writer inside the cave… My butt hurt like hell cause the cave was too rocky. LOL…” Any guy would be thrilled spending some time with a girl like her — smart, beautiful and sexually adventurous!

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